Alchemyprime
@alchemyprime.bsky.social
He/him. I make, teach, play and run games. I also have opinions on superheroes.
https://alchemyprime.carrd.co
https://alchemyprime.carrd.co
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
(Unless this picture is why? Chais theory is rough)
(Also I guess WotC don't look?
(Unless this picture is why? Chais theory is rough)
(Also I guess WotC don't look?
![A star wars homebrew Magic the Gathering card.
Art is Darth Vader only illuminated by his lightsaber.
Dramatic Entrance
2BB Sorcery Rare
As an additional cost to cast this [spell], pay X life.
Put target creature with mana value X from your hand or graveyard onto the battlefield.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:exthpbbpvl5llvhgxmjnu7bt/bafkreigluepyo74iyetmwyysgxphknh6u3wka7yfw55tac37e7p7l4v4qa@jpeg)
August 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August
(Unless this picture is why? Chais theory is rough)
(Also I guess WotC don't look?
(Unless this picture is why? Chais theory is rough)
(Also I guess WotC don't look?
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
May 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
Four cards to get to know me
April 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Four cards to get to know me
The #mtgtarkir prerelease here is going well.
Hope this year i can make this more official.
Hope this year i can make this more official.
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The #mtgtarkir prerelease here is going well.
Hope this year i can make this more official.
Hope this year i can make this more official.
The dog accomplished what countless villains failed to do.
He killed a Power Ranger.
So he's tied with the Psycho Rangers and just behind Hasbro.
He killed a Power Ranger.
So he's tied with the Psycho Rangers and just behind Hasbro.
March 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The dog accomplished what countless villains failed to do.
He killed a Power Ranger.
So he's tied with the Psycho Rangers and just behind Hasbro.
He killed a Power Ranger.
So he's tied with the Psycho Rangers and just behind Hasbro.
Search your name on scryfall and post the first card image.
Only one car has my legal name, and its as a title.
Bur I'll take it.
Only one car has my legal name, and its as a title.
Bur I'll take it.
February 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Search your name on scryfall and post the first card image.
Only one car has my legal name, and its as a title.
Bur I'll take it.
Only one car has my legal name, and its as a title.
Bur I'll take it.
Post a meme made by you
February 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Post a meme made by you
Oh hey I used this piece for a fake magic card for my friends once!
February 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Oh hey I used this piece for a fake magic card for my friends once!
I fill out forms for parents who don't want to
February 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I fill out forms for parents who don't want to
Mood for the foreseeable future
January 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Mood for the foreseeable future
Behold, a cat mad he cannot eat the food on @gastronauts.bsky.social
January 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Behold, a cat mad he cannot eat the food on @gastronauts.bsky.social
I fill put forms for people who don't have time to do it. They get mad i take too long.
December 31, 2024 at 4:31 PM
I fill put forms for people who don't have time to do it. They get mad i take too long.
Okay I only had 3 likes but time to pay the piper
December 23, 2024 at 10:36 PM
Okay I only had 3 likes but time to pay the piper
This is a rough one, but here it is.
Now the Horrors Persist, but so do you.
Now the Horrors Persist, but so do you.
December 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
This is a rough one, but here it is.
Now the Horrors Persist, but so do you.
Now the Horrors Persist, but so do you.
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
November 18, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Introduce yourself with 4 video games
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.
What's a game that got you through a tough time?
Lock down and the stresses of it, knowing COVID would hit me super hard but still playing Atlas as I was for everyone, I needed to retreat into being just a little guy. Supraland accomplished that well.
Plus you can knock 45/47's toupee off in it.
Lock down and the stresses of it, knowing COVID would hit me super hard but still playing Atlas as I was for everyone, I needed to retreat into being just a little guy. Supraland accomplished that well.
Plus you can knock 45/47's toupee off in it.
November 15, 2024 at 4:06 PM
What's a game that got you through a tough time?
Lock down and the stresses of it, knowing COVID would hit me super hard but still playing Atlas as I was for everyone, I needed to retreat into being just a little guy. Supraland accomplished that well.
Plus you can knock 45/47's toupee off in it.
Lock down and the stresses of it, knowing COVID would hit me super hard but still playing Atlas as I was for everyone, I needed to retreat into being just a little guy. Supraland accomplished that well.
Plus you can knock 45/47's toupee off in it.
This was an old tweet - a few months after this, I got this fella.
November 14, 2024 at 1:41 PM
This was an old tweet - a few months after this, I got this fella.
I am a total sucker for Kindred stuff
November 13, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I am a total sucker for Kindred stuff
My first Magic card, Dakmor Scorpion. I fell for the flavor text.
The lack of swords and shields in all other sets bothers me.
The lack of swords and shields in all other sets bothers me.
November 13, 2024 at 9:16 PM
My first Magic card, Dakmor Scorpion. I fell for the flavor text.
The lack of swords and shields in all other sets bothers me.
The lack of swords and shields in all other sets bothers me.
November 13, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Without thinking post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head.
November 13, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Without thinking post the first Simpsons joke that pops into your head.