Alchemouse
@alchemouse.bsky.social
Just your local three-eyed eldritch mouse.
Reblog a lot of porn and a lot of not-porn.
I also write words for people that inspire me.
Reblog a lot of porn and a lot of not-porn.
I also write words for people that inspire me.
www.furaffinity.net/view/60838259/
Close Encounters of the Elephant Kind Pt1 -
David's trying to keep a low profile while he hunts a mysterious multi-universal fugitive.
When your boss at your cover-identity job takes the hots for you though, things get complicated! #size-difference #sizesky
Close Encounters of the Elephant Kind Pt1 -
David's trying to keep a low profile while he hunts a mysterious multi-universal fugitive.
When your boss at your cover-identity job takes the hots for you though, things get complicated! #size-difference #sizesky
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
www.furaffinity.net/view/60838259/
Close Encounters of the Elephant Kind Pt1 -
David's trying to keep a low profile while he hunts a mysterious multi-universal fugitive.
When your boss at your cover-identity job takes the hots for you though, things get complicated! #size-difference #sizesky
Close Encounters of the Elephant Kind Pt1 -
David's trying to keep a low profile while he hunts a mysterious multi-universal fugitive.
When your boss at your cover-identity job takes the hots for you though, things get complicated! #size-difference #sizesky
Every time I see Paris Hilton, I always think of the most perfect Paris Hilton movie casting that Paris Hilton was ever put in.
December 9, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Every time I see Paris Hilton, I always think of the most perfect Paris Hilton movie casting that Paris Hilton was ever put in.
My very first thought was "That is some Banjo-Laylee-style furniture"
And then I proceeded to give it the glow-up it needed.
And then I proceeded to give it the glow-up it needed.
November 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My very first thought was "That is some Banjo-Laylee-style furniture"
And then I proceeded to give it the glow-up it needed.
And then I proceeded to give it the glow-up it needed.
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
I SHOULDN'T NEED TO CLICK THROUGH THREE GODDAMN POPUPS JUST TO USE MY OWN GODDAMN OS
I swear to fuck you're literally making me wanna move to the other OS beloved by sweaty bearded nerds that hate women just to spite your fucking asses, that's how how bad you're fucking up
I SHOULDN'T NEED TO CLICK THROUGH THREE GODDAMN POPUPS JUST TO USE MY OWN GODDAMN OS
I swear to fuck you're literally making me wanna move to the other OS beloved by sweaty bearded nerds that hate women just to spite your fucking asses, that's how how bad you're fucking up
October 25, 2025 at 2:30 PM
FUCK YOU MICROSOFT
I SHOULDN'T NEED TO CLICK THROUGH THREE GODDAMN POPUPS JUST TO USE MY OWN GODDAMN OS
I swear to fuck you're literally making me wanna move to the other OS beloved by sweaty bearded nerds that hate women just to spite your fucking asses, that's how how bad you're fucking up
I SHOULDN'T NEED TO CLICK THROUGH THREE GODDAMN POPUPS JUST TO USE MY OWN GODDAMN OS
I swear to fuck you're literally making me wanna move to the other OS beloved by sweaty bearded nerds that hate women just to spite your fucking asses, that's how how bad you're fucking up
This one is probably one of my favorite YOMI Hustle matches with my partner.
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
This one is probably one of my favorite YOMI Hustle matches with my partner.
Me and my partner have gotten so hard into Your Only Move Is Hustle.
TAS fighting game chess with so many modded characters made for it. It's so fucking fun to get a discord call going and just crank out awesome fight scenes.
TAS fighting game chess with so many modded characters made for it. It's so fucking fun to get a discord call going and just crank out awesome fight scenes.
September 23, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Me and my partner have gotten so hard into Your Only Move Is Hustle.
TAS fighting game chess with so many modded characters made for it. It's so fucking fun to get a discord call going and just crank out awesome fight scenes.
TAS fighting game chess with so many modded characters made for it. It's so fucking fun to get a discord call going and just crank out awesome fight scenes.
www.furaffinity.net/view/60838259/ #sizedifference
When you're an out-of-world mouse with too much junk in the front and the back to be inconspicuous in your mission around 11ft+ of size-queen elephant CEO...
Leave it to Miss Lysander to make things...
Complicated.
When you're an out-of-world mouse with too much junk in the front and the back to be inconspicuous in your mission around 11ft+ of size-queen elephant CEO...
Leave it to Miss Lysander to make things...
Complicated.
May 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
www.furaffinity.net/view/60838259/ #sizedifference
When you're an out-of-world mouse with too much junk in the front and the back to be inconspicuous in your mission around 11ft+ of size-queen elephant CEO...
Leave it to Miss Lysander to make things...
Complicated.
When you're an out-of-world mouse with too much junk in the front and the back to be inconspicuous in your mission around 11ft+ of size-queen elephant CEO...
Leave it to Miss Lysander to make things...
Complicated.
www.furaffinity.net/view/60965335/ #SizeSky
Saudade's had a busy day at the size factory. But the mouse he might have expected isn't waiting for him at home.
Instead, his new girlfriend as waiting there for him instead. Hope he didn't have plans!
He's going to be way too small for them, tonight.
Saudade's had a busy day at the size factory. But the mouse he might have expected isn't waiting for him at home.
Instead, his new girlfriend as waiting there for him instead. Hope he didn't have plans!
He's going to be way too small for them, tonight.
May 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
www.furaffinity.net/view/60965335/ #SizeSky
Saudade's had a busy day at the size factory. But the mouse he might have expected isn't waiting for him at home.
Instead, his new girlfriend as waiting there for him instead. Hope he didn't have plans!
He's going to be way too small for them, tonight.
Saudade's had a busy day at the size factory. But the mouse he might have expected isn't waiting for him at home.
Instead, his new girlfriend as waiting there for him instead. Hope he didn't have plans!
He's going to be way too small for them, tonight.
Funny april fool's prank for a stress ball within squimshin distance~ :v
April 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Funny april fool's prank for a stress ball within squimshin distance~ :v
My immediate thought was
January 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
My immediate thought was
I suppose i should go ahead and post SOMETHING here that's from me. Here's a 2021 Eldritch Mousie ref that's....no longer entirely current, but is a good reference until better, of what you're getting into.
January 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I suppose i should go ahead and post SOMETHING here that's from me. Here's a 2021 Eldritch Mousie ref that's....no longer entirely current, but is a good reference until better, of what you're getting into.