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French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Siberian Tiger
February 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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you know when microsoft word messes up and accidentally puts little red squiggles under random words, then you click it and it vanishes? that’s what your brain is doing when you start to doubt yourself. ignore the squiggles. you are exactly where you need to be
February 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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TEEEEF!!!
February 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Coopuccino and Americano

#pigeonSky 🪶
February 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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someone put their pronouns in their email signature in 2017 and now the world's most irksome Boer has my social security number
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Large and in charge
February 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Happy tenth birthday to a real one
February 16, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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What if. 🕊️
February 5, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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who caught them doing what 🤔
January 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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he sleeps like this now

#originalcharacter
#art
#taur
January 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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KHL hockey is played a little differently than NA hockey
January 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘨 𝘶𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘭 𝘐 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘵
January 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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treebeard and the hobbits
#thelordoftherings
January 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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My Windstone hen is all completed! I’m really happy with how she turned out.
January 25, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Cordyceps, amirite?
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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She ain't beating the queen allegations
January 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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if you find yourself feeling, stop
January 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
note to self: stop picking up night shifts on weekdays. i'm so tired and i don't get to sleep until tomorrow night.
January 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Driving at night is like getting laser eye surgery these days 😳 headlights are way too bright
January 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
getting ads for accounting software....... fucking free me
January 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM