idk how you can make two grown men, who are 1. covered in blood from head to toe and 2. have their dicks out so adorable, but here we are. makes me want to pinch their (ass) cheeks.

no unique experiences whatsoever 😔

what a lethal dose of cuteness. (also im so fucking dense i literally thought hans was holding a big fat blunt not a feather)

ahahah, sorry sorry. at this point this is really the trope's shorthand.

oh my 😍 and I'm sus about that belly paint. feeling like I know where this AU is going))