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Will she be working from Pennsylvania or Connecticut?
January 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Will she be working from Pennsylvania or Connecticut?
You made me spit out my toothpaste. 😂
December 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
You made me spit out my toothpaste. 😂
Isn’t it even more wasteful to change it back?
December 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Isn’t it even more wasteful to change it back?
Thank God. As an alum, I’ll admit I was nervous.
October 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Thank God. As an alum, I’ll admit I was nervous.
Will the insurance companies listen? I want my Covid booster.
September 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Will the insurance companies listen? I want my Covid booster.
Seriously. The hypocrisy is insane.
September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Seriously. The hypocrisy is insane.
Dementia Donny is outright lying again.
September 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Dementia Donny is outright lying again.
Will Travis sign a prenup? I’m happy for the spunky kids. They may make a name for themselves yet.
August 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Will Travis sign a prenup? I’m happy for the spunky kids. They may make a name for themselves yet.
A 5-year-old is the President of the United States. Sometimes I can’t believe this is all real.
June 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
A 5-year-old is the President of the United States. Sometimes I can’t believe this is all real.
I am hereby repealing any Philly affiliations he wishes to claim. You are dead to us, Tapper.
May 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I am hereby repealing any Philly affiliations he wishes to claim. You are dead to us, Tapper.
Um. What’s an “affirmative no?” Affirmative is a yes and no is a negative. So is that a neutral? “I can answer that with a neutral?”
May 21, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Um. What’s an “affirmative no?” Affirmative is a yes and no is a negative. So is that a neutral? “I can answer that with a neutral?”
Thanks for the recommendation. Exquisite article.
April 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Thanks for the recommendation. Exquisite article.
Mao and Pol Pot would be so proud.
April 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Mao and Pol Pot would be so proud.
You do not need eggs! You do not need bananas! You do not need cars!
April 4, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You do not need eggs! You do not need bananas! You do not need cars!
But not real champagne. Russian sparkling wine, right?
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
But not real champagne. Russian sparkling wine, right?
If only there was a way to determine who was an innocent hair dresser and who was a dangerous gang member…
April 1, 2025 at 11:18 AM
If only there was a way to determine who was an innocent hair dresser and who was a dangerous gang member…