It’s either cut down on beer, or the kid’s new gear, it’s a big decision when you vote with malice

A missed opportunity to title it Pandamonium

Far be it for me to think you need help Zack (seem to be doing pretty well) but nobody ever seems to talk about students and the like in these discussions, it’s always ‘criminal gangs’ coded. When over 700k students came from abroad in 23/24 - perhaps could be helpful to reshape the narrative?

Has anyone ever seen Mad Max at full price? Or only on sale at £2.99?

I hope you at least used a different password for all your banking, subscription to Amateur Horse Photographer and profile on Friendly Mum’s Forum or someone who has access to this document could potentially turn your life into quite the pickle. Thankfully for you, I have temporarily forgotten

Might be helpful for those of us who DO know the password, but have temporarily forgotten it to add a ‘reset password’ option at the bottom of the page Michael

They’re the political equivalent of a 3 card monte stand outside of a museum. “You don’t want to go in there mate, full of old shit and they’re only after your money”
I fear there’s a good chunk of the voting public too busy watching the Queen to realise they’re having their wallet pinched

I just tell them he’s Amphi-dextrous, enquire on how skilled THEY are at playing banjo with wet fingers and then push them in the pond

Should have gone back in sat down and then made a point of saying sorry you don’t order until 10:15, made them wait 14 minutes before standing up and loudly proclaiming ‘come on we’re leaving, service in here is terrible, we’ve been waiting nearly 15 minutes to be served’

“Why don’t you fancy me, I bought my dress from the same shop as your ex-girlfriend…”

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