Here's the worst, most awkward part of going to the gym: You have to hear the unedited version of "Down with the Sickness" more times than you'd ever have imagined

SaLt TrUx

"Luigi," he whispered softly into my cupped ear

In my first ChatGPT prompt of the day, I started with the word "please"

Good morning, Chi-Chi's reboot

If it's not about the yacht rock dockumentary I don't want to hear about it

I'm thankful for promotional emails about Black Friday sales

"Can Jon hear Garfield?"

Artists I've Seen Live Per Letter:
AFI
Beck
Converge
DIIV
Earth Crisis
Fugazi
Genesis
Health
Idles
Jawbreaker
Kanye West
LCD Soundsystem
Mitski
New Order
Outkast
Pavement
Queens of the Stone Age
Run the Jewels
Spoon
Tortoise
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Van Halen
Wu-Tang Clan
X
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Zao

I like thinking about ELO every time I open this app