He’s a fucking Kennedy! MAGA is so hypocritical it’s laughable. They hate coastal elites, but Trump is the caricature of powerful New York billionaire. Hate the establishment but love Robert Kennedy Jr. Hate immigrants but love the First Lady, a chain migration non American who barely speaks English
February 15, 2026 at 2:01 PM
He’s a fucking Kennedy! MAGA is so hypocritical it’s laughable. They hate coastal elites, but Trump is the caricature of powerful New York billionaire. Hate the establishment but love Robert Kennedy Jr. Hate immigrants but love the First Lady, a chain migration non American who barely speaks English
NYT tomorrow: “maverick Trump defies conventional wisdom on mail-in voting”
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
NYT tomorrow: “maverick Trump defies conventional wisdom on mail-in voting”
I know right. What if climate change is a hoax and we made the planet healthier, safer and more comfortable for every human being and all living creatures on earth for no reason?!
February 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I know right. What if climate change is a hoax and we made the planet healthier, safer and more comfortable for every human being and all living creatures on earth for no reason?!
Nobody gives a flying fuck @fetterman.senate.gov. You are a disgrace. Resign.
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Nobody gives a flying fuck @fetterman.senate.gov. You are a disgrace. Resign.
Continue pressing these arguments and they all invariably end at “ya but what if I wanna go vroom vroom really fast”
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Continue pressing these arguments and they all invariably end at “ya but what if I wanna go vroom vroom really fast”
Republicans are always depicted as single cell organisms merely responding to stimuli, and that’s democrats’ fault for expecting them to behave any differently. Republican calamities “just happen” and the scandal is how democrats respond to them.
February 6, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Republicans are always depicted as single cell organisms merely responding to stimuli, and that’s democrats’ fault for expecting them to behave any differently. Republican calamities “just happen” and the scandal is how democrats respond to them.
Look at this fucking pants-shitting slob. Looks like he’s lifting cheek to let one rip. What a disgrace we’ve become.
February 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Look at this fucking pants-shitting slob. Looks like he’s lifting cheek to let one rip. What a disgrace we’ve become.
The “Trump’s New Tone” pieces are always bleakly hilarious. Trump has had exactly one tone in his many decades of public life and its belligerent, racist asshole. Just the fell for it again award over and over
January 30, 2026 at 1:33 PM
The “Trump’s New Tone” pieces are always bleakly hilarious. Trump has had exactly one tone in his many decades of public life and its belligerent, racist asshole. Just the fell for it again award over and over
FUCKING DO SOMETHING
January 24, 2026 at 5:22 PM
FUCKING DO SOMETHING
After the last few months of carnage, the MAGA moron greatest hits like “durrr you say climate change is real but it snowed yesterday, checkmate lib” are somehow comforting.
January 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
After the last few months of carnage, the MAGA moron greatest hits like “durrr you say climate change is real but it snowed yesterday, checkmate lib” are somehow comforting.
“Master plan” and it’s all just AI generated dog shit that means nothing
January 22, 2026 at 6:27 PM
“Master plan” and it’s all just AI generated dog shit that means nothing
Yeah, that was 20 years ago. I’m worried about now.
January 17, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Yeah, that was 20 years ago. I’m worried about now.
Most of MAGA’s stranglehold on American life is enabled through social media, not Fox News. And the majority of every demographic sits slackjawed in front of their phones doomscrolling all day. That’s not an excuse.
January 17, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Most of MAGA’s stranglehold on American life is enabled through social media, not Fox News. And the majority of every demographic sits slackjawed in front of their phones doomscrolling all day. That’s not an excuse.
Republicans are great at saturating the airwaves with whatever they want to make into an issue until it seems like one. Unfortunately the democrats dismiss absolutely everything as “a distraction” so they can get back to the important work of not doing anything.
January 17, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Republicans are great at saturating the airwaves with whatever they want to make into an issue until it seems like one. Unfortunately the democrats dismiss absolutely everything as “a distraction” so they can get back to the important work of not doing anything.
No. It is the rest of the world who is wrong.
January 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
No. It is the rest of the world who is wrong.
This idiot and her “simulations”. Walk into a fucking grocery store!
January 16, 2026 at 3:55 PM
This idiot and her “simulations”. Walk into a fucking grocery store!
The rest of the world is rightly moving on without us as we continue to light ourselves on fire.
January 16, 2026 at 12:20 PM
The rest of the world is rightly moving on without us as we continue to light ourselves on fire.
Can we all finally admit that establishment democrats do not give a flying fuck about us now?
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Can we all finally admit that establishment democrats do not give a flying fuck about us now?
Trump last year: “You won't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good. You're not going to have to vote."
January 15, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Trump last year: “You won't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good. You're not going to have to vote."