“I like squirrels that know their fucking place.”
August 7, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“I like squirrels that know their fucking place.”
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Acab includes the signs that tell you your speed and flashes it’s lights at you 😡
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Acab includes the signs that tell you your speed and flashes it’s lights at you 😡
“Post-9/11 punks aren’t the same”
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Post-9/11 punks aren’t the same”
Day two of quitting vaping : I’ve smoked like 8 cigarettes. I am v. melancholic. I really want to go & buy a vape. Questioning my decision to quit. Ughhhhh boooooo.
June 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Day two of quitting vaping : I’ve smoked like 8 cigarettes. I am v. melancholic. I really want to go & buy a vape. Questioning my decision to quit. Ughhhhh boooooo.
Manically Melting
Mondays might be killing me
My mind is swelling
Mondays might be killing me
My mind is swelling
June 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Manically Melting
Mondays might be killing me
My mind is swelling
Mondays might be killing me
My mind is swelling
Actually, I would like for you to ask permission before you touch me. Because right now, I would say no
June 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Actually, I would like for you to ask permission before you touch me. Because right now, I would say no
Dirty feet on floor
Poison ivy blisters
My belly is full
Poison ivy blisters
My belly is full
June 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Dirty feet on floor
Poison ivy blisters
My belly is full
Poison ivy blisters
My belly is full
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I am not financially responsible
June 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I am not financially responsible
Being a sad girl on cement steps. So proud of my friends who are doing cool thing but so sad that they are leaving wtf u guys
June 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Being a sad girl on cement steps. So proud of my friends who are doing cool thing but so sad that they are leaving wtf u guys
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I’m sorry flossing is hard. You want me to do what? With what? The smallest piece of string on the planet? Also my hands do not fit in my mouth. Who invented flossing? What kind of sick game is this? - I had this thought last night as I was flossing before bed. And no I am not referencing the dance.
May 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I’m sorry flossing is hard. You want me to do what? With what? The smallest piece of string on the planet? Also my hands do not fit in my mouth. Who invented flossing? What kind of sick game is this? - I had this thought last night as I was flossing before bed. And no I am not referencing the dance.
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Toothbrushes and toothpaste should be free
May 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Toothbrushes and toothpaste should be free
My problematic air travel habit is that, when I’m in the window seat, I simply cannot get myself to asks folks to get up so I can use the bathroom. Usually it’s fine, but on an 8 hour flight.. it’s honestly dangerous
May 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
My problematic air travel habit is that, when I’m in the window seat, I simply cannot get myself to asks folks to get up so I can use the bathroom. Usually it’s fine, but on an 8 hour flight.. it’s honestly dangerous
“Wear socks around that man”
May 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“Wear socks around that man”
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There should be a twin towers emoji
May 7, 2025 at 12:01 AM
There should be a twin towers emoji
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200ft perimeter!! Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
200ft perimeter!! Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so
Nebraska is just a word. Not even state status
May 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nebraska is just a word. Not even state status
Nothing like getting violently high on a Sunday
May 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Nothing like getting violently high on a Sunday
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Broccoli florets wish they had the flavor of the stems
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Broccoli florets wish they had the flavor of the stems
How are you doing??
More like how much time are you spending watching slime videos??
Right now, like probably too much time
More like how much time are you spending watching slime videos??
Right now, like probably too much time
May 4, 2025 at 4:11 AM
How are you doing??
More like how much time are you spending watching slime videos??
Right now, like probably too much time
More like how much time are you spending watching slime videos??
Right now, like probably too much time
I wish I had my uterus’s number & I could just text things like…
1. Are you okay?
2. Am I on my period or am I just spotting?
3. Do you like your new IUD?
4. Please help me understand what is going on
1. Are you okay?
2. Am I on my period or am I just spotting?
3. Do you like your new IUD?
4. Please help me understand what is going on
May 2, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I wish I had my uterus’s number & I could just text things like…
1. Are you okay?
2. Am I on my period or am I just spotting?
3. Do you like your new IUD?
4. Please help me understand what is going on
1. Are you okay?
2. Am I on my period or am I just spotting?
3. Do you like your new IUD?
4. Please help me understand what is going on
If I had one wish it would be to forget the movie Pride & Prejudice (the 2005 version obv) so I can watch it fresh for the first time
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
If I had one wish it would be to forget the movie Pride & Prejudice (the 2005 version obv) so I can watch it fresh for the first time
Fast fashion is ruining goodwill. Everything is SHEIN
April 29, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Fast fashion is ruining goodwill. Everything is SHEIN
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Every time I hangout with the Zach's I think "I want this for my life."
April 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Every time I hangout with the Zach's I think "I want this for my life."