Albert Tarples
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Albert Tarples
@alberttarples.bsky.social
a neon meat dream of a octafish.

Lover of Costco.

Somewhere on a desert highway, riding a Harley-Davidson, my long brown beard flying in the wind.
A couple bites of cheesecake on a Saturday night and the next thing you know, you’re getting served divorce papers
December 1, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Busy eating worms, I bet.
November 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ah. Probably some kind of an advertisement for the Indy 500.
October 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
🙄
October 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The Internet was made for people with strong wrong opinions.
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tell me more about butt plug shirt guy.
October 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
It was a catch…
October 13, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This isn’t nice.
October 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
No team is rooted against more than the Jerry Jones’.
October 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM