Artful Dodger
albertsnodgrass.bsky.social
Artful Dodger
@albertsnodgrass.bsky.social
“The devil will find work for idle hands to do,I stole and I lied, and why,because you asked me to.”

Pro European, have no time for Brexiteers or Reform lovers.
I’m suspicious of people that like goats cheese.
The levels of bollock shit fuckery in the media has really reached pantomime levels , I mean are these supposed to be serious journalists, do people really read this and believe it?
December 14, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Good luck with that, fucking idiots, ooh that’s me barred!
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
He’s always got “lovely” Laura to help him along.
December 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The biggest completely avoidable economic disaster that only the elite could benefit from. Every time I stand in the “non EU” queues my anger rises.
But what’s this headline? Oh no Starmer wants to get closer to Europe?! What a disaster for us all. The Express can fuck right off.
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Beth Rigby is a fine straightforward journalist of the highest integrity and won’t be fobbed off , unlike fawning Laura and her mate Chris.
September 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
What sort of headline is this from an independent broadcaster?
It was 100 x this under the Tories.
August 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Real echoes of the 30’s , it’s just non stop , the RW media,(including the BBC)just have to keep this centre stage, they have nothing else to shoe in fake Farage. Saw this yesterday at the Imperial war museum from 80 years ago,nothings changed.
August 6, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Saw this in the Imperial War museum today, nothings changed in 80 years!
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
This is what he’s up against!
Seriously?
July 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM
To be honest we would be better off with a half decent Tory party as opposition, that looks very unlikely as they have learnt nothing. Deform will gain seats but nowhere near enough to form a Government whatever the polls say. There are just not that many knob brains in the UK. Is this the level?
June 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Oh dear , Putin can’t now get his drones from Iran.
June 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
The inevitable , terrible ending , when you use the type of anti Democrat rhetoric Trump uses, this is the beginning and end of his reign.
June 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Well thanks for letting us know Trump,presume your happy for more innocent people to be slaughtered?
June 8, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The Farage machine is in full swing now aided and abetted by the former Tory’s in the BBC and the right wing press.
This is a “£350 million on the bus” headline, absolutely sickening, everything possible must be done to keep these bedwetting fuckwits away from power.
May 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Well he should never have been invited in the first place! An 8 times bankrupt convicted felon who has wreaked havoc all over the world.
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is completely and utterly unacceptable from the tangerine tyrant, why are world leaders not addressing this terrible humiliation of the S African leader? Think I know why…
May 23, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“‘Ere Flo! That labour government are giving bleeding dogs asylum now! I’m voting Reform next time, they won’t give’em asylum, they’ll probably have ‘em shot, yeah”

God it’s desperate reporting!
May 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This sums up the disheveled, loony looking , Murdoch shagging , by a long way,Britains worst ever PM, DePhefel Johnson.
May 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You don’t mess with “ The Boss”
May 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Seriously, just look at this Tory language, they can fuck right off.
May 18, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Years of Tory parties investing sweet fuck all in the prison system and now we’re at 99% capacity we have to let some of them out after serving just 1/3 of their sentence ? This is not the solution FFS!
May 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
That will piss Putin off big time, he’s invested billions in Assad’s routine, all down the shitter.
May 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Are the Tories on drugs?
May 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
No no no! It’s a “Betrayal “
That nasty Starmer is risking getting us closer to Europe!
Brexit the deal of the century, magnificently brokered by Johnson and Frost, or Del Boy and Rodney, who ,as it happens, are infinitely more intelligent than that pair of fuck twats.
May 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People of Rochdale , did you know you were voting for this traitor?
May 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM