Alberto Cox
@albertocox.bsky.social
Chilean
He/Him
Himbo Wannabe
Writer at Pajiba.com
Dog Walker
Socialist
Guillotine curious.
He/Him
Himbo Wannabe
Writer at Pajiba.com
Dog Walker
Socialist
Guillotine curious.
listen to me. listen to me right now. if you don't know what this tweet means, just close your device. don't look anything up. go for a walk. return in a week. if you don't listen to me, your life will be ruined and i can't be held accountable
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I stand corrected, there are, in fact, things about these wackos no one wanted to know about.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I stand corrected, there are, in fact, things about these wackos no one wanted to know about.
"Bother" and somehow the best thing ever to come from Chad Kroeger.
November 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
"Bother" and somehow the best thing ever to come from Chad Kroeger.
Please put a cautionary warning next time... I read the first line and... me audibly squirming on a street of Downtown Toronto.
November 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Please put a cautionary warning next time... I read the first line and... me audibly squirming on a street of Downtown Toronto.
Yeah, Imma call the meme below on anyone claiming that.
November 22, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Yeah, Imma call the meme below on anyone claiming that.
Question, is it possible for a State to create a police corps dedicated to... "Overseeing Federal agent correct use of the law", AKA, a law enforcement agency that effectively, at the very least, hinders these thugs by literally getting in their way demanding papers?
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Question, is it possible for a State to create a police corps dedicated to... "Overseeing Federal agent correct use of the law", AKA, a law enforcement agency that effectively, at the very least, hinders these thugs by literally getting in their way demanding papers?
Since I'm just a few years older than her and clearly the title is up for grabs, I'm formally decreeing myself the finest Millennial political writer, because probably I've written much better stuff than her, and paying more attention to ethics.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Since I'm just a few years older than her and clearly the title is up for grabs, I'm formally decreeing myself the finest Millennial political writer, because probably I've written much better stuff than her, and paying more attention to ethics.
I think it's the fact that he has the best set of pipes among the Big Ones of Salsa. Salsa is a lot like Folk, in that it works just as well if you have a smaller range and a chill voice as if you're Axl Rose. But you need to deliver the feeling. Marc's voice makes it operatic!
November 19, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think it's the fact that he has the best set of pipes among the Big Ones of Salsa. Salsa is a lot like Folk, in that it works just as well if you have a smaller range and a chill voice as if you're Axl Rose. But you need to deliver the feeling. Marc's voice makes it operatic!
I know I'm too much of an Urban Leftist, but it's astounding how little difference there is between Stamer's Labour and the Tories. They make Democrats in the 90s and its establishment look like... Chilean Christian Democrats in the 90s, who in turn look like Swedish Social Democrats in the 70s.
November 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I know I'm too much of an Urban Leftist, but it's astounding how little difference there is between Stamer's Labour and the Tories. They make Democrats in the 90s and its establishment look like... Chilean Christian Democrats in the 90s, who in turn look like Swedish Social Democrats in the 70s.
I think it's important for every left-of-centre party to stop listening to right-of-centre male pundits, because at best, they are just the messengers of way too many men's rotten unwillingness to... Forget change, simply accept criticism FFS.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I think it's important for every left-of-centre party to stop listening to right-of-centre male pundits, because at best, they are just the messengers of way too many men's rotten unwillingness to... Forget change, simply accept criticism FFS.
Oh, these losers? No, no! Their pathetic, hilarious meltdowns are actually your graduation present. Bask in the pleasantful differential between your accomplishments vs. their utter failure. I'd suggest turning these into a coffe table book.
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh, these losers? No, no! Their pathetic, hilarious meltdowns are actually your graduation present. Bask in the pleasantful differential between your accomplishments vs. their utter failure. I'd suggest turning these into a coffe table book.
No self-hatred like the one Latines have for themselves.
But also... Because it's very likely that actual members from various cartels and gangs have joined ICE as an extra source of income, to either get in the Blindspot of law enforcement or in collusion with it, and to control their communities.
But also... Because it's very likely that actual members from various cartels and gangs have joined ICE as an extra source of income, to either get in the Blindspot of law enforcement or in collusion with it, and to control their communities.
November 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
No self-hatred like the one Latines have for themselves.
But also... Because it's very likely that actual members from various cartels and gangs have joined ICE as an extra source of income, to either get in the Blindspot of law enforcement or in collusion with it, and to control their communities.
But also... Because it's very likely that actual members from various cartels and gangs have joined ICE as an extra source of income, to either get in the Blindspot of law enforcement or in collusion with it, and to control their communities.
He means all the numbers above 5.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
He means all the numbers above 5.
Gonna add one more: I think they'll also be furious because pisshead president is the one giving. They'd be more accommodating if he was the one receiving from Bill.
November 17, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Gonna add one more: I think they'll also be furious because pisshead president is the one giving. They'd be more accommodating if he was the one receiving from Bill.
Oh, I think this society has failed to deliver enough violence against privileged people who... Well, privileged people in general, but let's start with privileged creeps.
November 17, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Oh, I think this society has failed to deliver enough violence against privileged people who... Well, privileged people in general, but let's start with privileged creeps.
Yes, but I'm afraid of what I'm going to read.
November 16, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Yes, but I'm afraid of what I'm going to read.
What always pisses me off about "[Insert Famous Person] should/is thinking of running for president". Not only a US phenomenon.
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What always pisses me off about "[Insert Famous Person] should/is thinking of running for president". Not only a US phenomenon.
Tangent: Won't entice you to watch 'Succession' the fact that Snook's character is vastly different. She does a (masterful) portrayal of an entitled idiot.
November 16, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Tangent: Won't entice you to watch 'Succession' the fact that Snook's character is vastly different. She does a (masterful) portrayal of an entitled idiot.
But I posted this with even more excitement than Cap.
a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
ALT: a man in captain america 's uniform says i understood that reference
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
But I posted this with even more excitement than Cap.
Which is, you'll agree, the most Argentinian fucking thing ever.
(Remember when we Chileans started selling Argentina natural gas?, the one we import from... Indonesian I think)
(Remember when we Chileans started selling Argentina natural gas?, the one we import from... Indonesian I think)
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Which is, you'll agree, the most Argentinian fucking thing ever.
(Remember when we Chileans started selling Argentina natural gas?, the one we import from... Indonesian I think)
(Remember when we Chileans started selling Argentina natural gas?, the one we import from... Indonesian I think)
In fact, I don't think you'd need much effort to read the cracker's identification tag, on his right side.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
In fact, I don't think you'd need much effort to read the cracker's identification tag, on his right side.