Albert Hitchcock
@alberthitchcock.bsky.social
Time traveling space alien here to study how to be a cat
Someone just summarize it for me, already
November 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone just summarize it for me, already
Actually, on second thought… you’re just picking them off so there’s less to draw…
October 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Actually, on second thought… you’re just picking them off so there’s less to draw…
Plot twist: Carla is Candy Cain 😱
October 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Plot twist: Carla is Candy Cain 😱
Because it’s so much more important to spend the money on using the military against civilians 😿
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Because it’s so much more important to spend the money on using the military against civilians 😿
I’m gonna blow your mind today. Tomato paste also comes in tubes, with screw on lids.
October 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m gonna blow your mind today. Tomato paste also comes in tubes, with screw on lids.