Albert Clownstein
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Albert Clownstein
@albertclownstein.bsky.social
Just a nerd
You all are so famous 😂 Inb4 new bellingcaf OSINT method released…. Geolocation analysis from a Russian fighter jet.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Yeah," my attorney said, cracking open another beer. "Also, I think the bus is on fire."
And it was. But that’s another story.
November 29, 2024 at 8:57 AM
It was broken because we forgot how to disagree without hating each other.

"Maybe we’re not all the same," I said, watching the horizon blur into darkness. "But that’s what makes it beautiful."
November 29, 2024 at 8:57 AM
We hit the road again, feeling like we’d saved the world, or at least a small greasy spoon in the middle of it. As the sun set, painting the sky in a kaleidoscope of colors, I realized my attorney was right: America wasn’t broken because we disagreed.
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 AM
The man in the MAGA hat and the Bernie bro even shook hands, though it was clear neither trusted the other entirely. Progress, I thought. Messy, ridiculous progress.
November 29, 2024 at 8:56 AM