Hush or I'll Notwithstanding Claus you so fast your head will spin. I don't know what it means, but it let's me steamroll my agenda! xoxo Marlaina

If it does I'll make us popcorn!

Marlaina thinks Indigenous Canadians are an urban legend but I'll try reason with her.

Is swamp gas flammable and would it combust into a self-sustaining inferno? Asking for a friend.

You're mean and DEI and woke, or something! I'm seceding to Scottsdale to commiserate with Redford 😭 - Marlaina

Just trying to line up my inevitable cushy "consultation" job south of the border for when I'm done fleecing this province - 🌻~Marlaina~🌻

Thank you for your concern! Marlaina is not available for comment right now, as she is currently wining, dining, and 69ing an array of O&G executives/far-right extremists to sell out her province.

C'mon you couldn't possibly expect us to be accountible to the people of Alberta! We have private interests to pursue and our own pocketbooks to fatten.

Signed,
Dodgey Danielle

We really goobered that one up, our bad!

If Danielle Smith could read, she would be very upset!