Omari Softwick
@albeezy3.bsky.social
Mental health. Red wine supremacist. Dad Joke enthusiast. Kink connoisseur.
Imagine going on a couple's show with your gay friend that you never met in over 2+ years, flirt with another person incessantly, deny your "partner" intimacy, and eventually break up on the show...all to promote yourself as a sex coach 🤯
April 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Imagine going on a couple's show with your gay friend that you never met in over 2+ years, flirt with another person incessantly, deny your "partner" intimacy, and eventually break up on the show...all to promote yourself as a sex coach 🤯
Not even worried bout the story they believe. I'm just tryna have peace of mind.
March 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Not even worried bout the story they believe. I'm just tryna have peace of mind.
I should have listened to my head the first time.
March 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I should have listened to my head the first time.
You're gonna make me the villain, and I'll be that.
February 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
You're gonna make me the villain, and I'll be that.
Today is a better day than yesterday, and I'm grateful.
February 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Today is a better day than yesterday, and I'm grateful.
It's some shit im taking to the grave, no matter how many friends I got.
February 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It's some shit im taking to the grave, no matter how many friends I got.
I mean, im no stand-up comedian, but...
#skeetsafterdark Do y’all laugh during sex?
February 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I mean, im no stand-up comedian, but...
Completely forgot I don't really like threads at all. I been sharing my thoughts in the wrong place 😂
February 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Completely forgot I don't really like threads at all. I been sharing my thoughts in the wrong place 😂
Always remember that people are often, if not always, the hero of their own stories. Very rarely do we see ourselves as anything less than well-meaning, objective, and transparent individuals.
February 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Always remember that people are often, if not always, the hero of their own stories. Very rarely do we see ourselves as anything less than well-meaning, objective, and transparent individuals.
I may not say shit, but please know that I peep shit.
February 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I may not say shit, but please know that I peep shit.
Should I change my pfp? 🤔
February 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Should I change my pfp? 🤔
People swear they want reciprocity but when they get nonchalant back, they wonder why.
February 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
People swear they want reciprocity but when they get nonchalant back, they wonder why.
Im hanging on by a thread. Honestly. Truly.
December 31, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Im hanging on by a thread. Honestly. Truly.
Nah...im ungodly tired rn. Like I could curl up into a ball and take the best nap of my life rn.
December 31, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Nah...im ungodly tired rn. Like I could curl up into a ball and take the best nap of my life rn.
It's gotta be crack they smoking
Why do yall act like Canada Dry is not the Elite of all ginger ales?!
December 31, 2024 at 6:06 PM
It's gotta be crack they smoking
I don't trust myself to crash out. Cuz I don't trust that I'll ever be made whole again.
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 AM
I don't trust myself to crash out. Cuz I don't trust that I'll ever be made whole again.
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be happy fr
December 31, 2024 at 10:41 AM
Sometimes I wonder if I'll ever be happy fr
I been tired all day
December 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM
I been tired all day
The spread before I fucked it all up
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 AM
The spread before I fucked it all up
Kinda wanna invite some people over for a game night. 🤔
November 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Kinda wanna invite some people over for a game night. 🤔
Sometimes we gotta let people go so we can be open to receiving a real mf.
November 24, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Sometimes we gotta let people go so we can be open to receiving a real mf.
Wondering if I should transfer my LIB recap tweets over here 🤔
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
Wondering if I should transfer my LIB recap tweets over here 🤔
Waking up at the ass crack of dawn to go get bloodwork. And I'm still not the first person in line 🙃
November 22, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Waking up at the ass crack of dawn to go get bloodwork. And I'm still not the first person in line 🙃
What brought yall here? Like when did you decide to join?
November 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
What brought yall here? Like when did you decide to join?