Can we make the ballroom top priority for the rest of them too? Miller, Noem, Hegseth, etc.? They could make it a reality show for HGTV, and it would be way more fun than the one they've been doing since January 21st.

This lampshade hat has just what Melania's is missing: a window.

I don't think I'll ever be able to hear that chopping sound again without getting a chill.

Maybe education will have to change so that all assigned reading and writing happens under supervision, and I know from experience that—depending on how it's set up—this could be a wonderful communal experience.

Hopefully, like Schumer says, his threats will become less and less impactful since he's already doing the things he threatens to do. I'm glad Schumer and Jeffries are finally showing some backbone, but we still need stronger leadership for this moment.

In my head, your side of this exchange was voiced by Julia Whelan.

The most popular Dems right now are those standing by their base and principles while emphasizing what resonates with most Americans, that the needs of the many outweigh the outrageous luxuries of the very, very few.