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A Lawyer in Miami
@alawyer.bsky.social
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I sue insurance companies. Property Insurance is organized crime. So organized, that it is legal.
She/her. Vote Dem
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I’m only posting this pic bc I can’t ever think of a better response?
Capt Kirk on a can of pecans yelling Pekhaaaaaaaaan
November 18, 2023 at 8:37 PM
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Learn about the actual Peace movement by Palestinians and this is what they have to say about your language and your opinions of their country
You are not helping Palestinians by being assholes
November 18, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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#CatSky

Pew pew looks like he’s in a foxhole
A tabby cat with a camouflage bag hunkered down in a black chair.
November 16, 2023 at 8:23 PM
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Looking for Sputnik
1977, 3 women looking for Sputnik while dressed in classic 1970’s fashion
November 15, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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Just bc I looked this up recently.
Asia map of countries that kill gay people
November 14, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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A Snoop Dog
November 12, 2023 at 11:59 PM
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If the State of Free Palestine wants to murder its gay citizens, we really can’t have a say in it. I won’t be visiting. I’m CIS straight but I don’t ever support regimes that murder LGBTQ people
A map of Asian countries that outlaw Gay people or grant them rights
November 12, 2023 at 8:42 PM
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How is it going on BlueSky?

Lolz
Me: I think the international community should rebuild Gaza Skeeter: I think you should fuck yourself.
November 12, 2023 at 7:28 AM
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My favorite meme from 2016
A fake memo from Hillary Clinton. Not real.
November 12, 2023 at 2:37 AM
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Israelis favor a ceasefire
November 11, 2023 at 8:30 PM
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I’m not alt texting. Please read and understand your own argument.
Don’t compare numbers of dead children. They are the same.
November 9, 2023 at 2:47 AM
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I had the same kind of thought today:
Ask yourself if you think the Seize of Gaza city and corresponding civilian deaths of 10,000 Palestinians would be “more fair” if Hamas had murdered and raped 12,000 Israeli civilians on 10/7 and then slap yourself in the face, hard, if you agree.
November 8, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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Biden as a cool cat with sunglasses. Beard, scotch and cigar.
November 8, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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#catsky

It is that time of day when we get hugs from Barry.

It’s a good time to hug him back.
My big 25 lb tabby Barry laying on my chest giving me hugs.
November 1, 2023 at 6:23 PM
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His name is “Reya” and he’s such an old Gentleman doorman. It had been 2 weeks. I did not think I’d see him again. But he was happy to watch over the house tonight. I pay him in food and treats. He got Holiday pay scale tonight.
Orange tabby cat helping in the garden and staying cool on a brick drive in the shade.
November 1, 2023 at 2:08 AM
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#CatSky My neighbors 15yo cat decided a few years ago that he wanted to live at my house. So we paid homage to “friend cat” on the pumpkin this year. Here he is, very excited about it
Orange cat next to a pumpkin with a cat carved into it. Cat is grumpy looking.
October 31, 2023 at 10:56 PM
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Adding more banned books to scare the parents.
A pile of historically banned books on my doorstep for Halloween decorations
October 31, 2023 at 6:19 PM
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Happy Halloween @darthbluesky.bsky.social
A cute as all red panda with a derpy look and a tiny pumpkin. From the Cincinnati Zoo
October 31, 2023 at 6:16 PM
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My Halloween decorations are meant to scare the parents
A photograph of my doorstep stoop with a lot of Banned books like A Marcy by Toni Morrison, 1984 (Orwell) Catcher on the Rye, Vonnegut, etc.
October 31, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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No I didn’t. I said I’d fight back “even if”

You wouldn’t? You’d let them kill you?
Repeats the post.
October 30, 2023 at 7:02 PM
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I believe this would constitute self defense. Certainly in Florida it would.
Repeats the post saying that if an 8 year old had a knife in your leg and said he’d come back with a gun, that I would fight back against dying.
October 30, 2023 at 6:51 PM
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All of them.
Cartoon of a GOP elephant in a suit sweeping money under justice thomas robes while he says he made it harder to charge public officials with accepting bribes.
October 30, 2023 at 6:45 PM
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#catsky #catcanoe

A few hours of Moga followed by Barry hugs
My gigantic tabby cat Barry hugging the daylights out of me.
October 29, 2023 at 7:39 PM
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Downward facing dog into cat. #Moga #Catcanoe #Skycat
My tabby Mo in the foreground while I’m stretching over him
October 29, 2023 at 5:19 PM
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Happy Sunday #catcanoe and #catsky

It’s a perfect day for Yoga with my cat Mo. we like to call it MOGA. Mostly, it is a about Mo finding me a place to scritch him while we stretch and pose.
My tabby cat Mo on the edge of a blue yoga mat
October 29, 2023 at 5:08 PM