Alastor Altruist - ₮ⱧɆ Ɽ₳ĐłØ ĐɆ₥Ø₦
@alastorradio.bsky.social
Mun is 30+
N/SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Cuss words
offensive
Sharp/witty
Response times vary
DM's are CLOSED
Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine. personal portrayal.
No ships- ACE
N/SFW
Semi-canon
Crack/literate RP
Cuss words
offensive
Sharp/witty
Response times vary
DM's are CLOSED
Entertainment purposes. NO MINORS! some arts and concepts are not mine. personal portrayal.
No ships- ACE
🎙️-> i am proud beyond measure to welcome one of Hazbin Hotel's voice actors to our show! Our commercial has aired in not just America and Latin America BUT it has gone international for fans to access worldwide!!
This is indeed my proudest moment as well as making a commercial for Hazbins spotify!
This is indeed my proudest moment as well as making a commercial for Hazbins spotify!
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
🎙️-> i am proud beyond measure to welcome one of Hazbin Hotel's voice actors to our show! Our commercial has aired in not just America and Latin America BUT it has gone international for fans to access worldwide!!
This is indeed my proudest moment as well as making a commercial for Hazbins spotify!
This is indeed my proudest moment as well as making a commercial for Hazbins spotify!
Are we lost, little lamb? He who wanders from the flock with compromised wit seldom wins the pitch of a wolfs maw..
Care to dance with claw and fur one last go? Or are you stuck in your own rapture that shall never come, my dear?
Care to dance with claw and fur one last go? Or are you stuck in your own rapture that shall never come, my dear?
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Are we lost, little lamb? He who wanders from the flock with compromised wit seldom wins the pitch of a wolfs maw..
Care to dance with claw and fur one last go? Or are you stuck in your own rapture that shall never come, my dear?
Care to dance with claw and fur one last go? Or are you stuck in your own rapture that shall never come, my dear?
*his ears perked before looking down.*
.. ah there's a familiar face I haven't seen in a while!
*he booped her nose* have you been staying out of trouble?
.. ah there's a familiar face I haven't seen in a while!
*he booped her nose* have you been staying out of trouble?
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
*his ears perked before looking down.*
.. ah there's a familiar face I haven't seen in a while!
*he booped her nose* have you been staying out of trouble?
.. ah there's a familiar face I haven't seen in a while!
*he booped her nose* have you been staying out of trouble?
*he's returned after quite a long sabbatical once again. He dragged his green chain on the floor some before letting go. With a thud, the chains melted into the boards before disappearing into shadow-esque whisps.*
... it's nice..
..To be back home..
..Isn't it..?
... it's nice..
..To be back home..
..Isn't it..?
September 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
*he's returned after quite a long sabbatical once again. He dragged his green chain on the floor some before letting go. With a thud, the chains melted into the boards before disappearing into shadow-esque whisps.*
... it's nice..
..To be back home..
..Isn't it..?
... it's nice..
..To be back home..
..Isn't it..?
You want to make her suffer then you'll have to strike a deal with me, I'm afraid.
it's the only way i'll get to help you, my dear..though i'm sure you already knew this.
Or.. perhaps in your urgency, you've already.. considered.. what you're stepping into~
*cue an ear flick as his smile grew*
it's the only way i'll get to help you, my dear..though i'm sure you already knew this.
Or.. perhaps in your urgency, you've already.. considered.. what you're stepping into~
*cue an ear flick as his smile grew*
August 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
You want to make her suffer then you'll have to strike a deal with me, I'm afraid.
it's the only way i'll get to help you, my dear..though i'm sure you already knew this.
Or.. perhaps in your urgency, you've already.. considered.. what you're stepping into~
*cue an ear flick as his smile grew*
it's the only way i'll get to help you, my dear..though i'm sure you already knew this.
Or.. perhaps in your urgency, you've already.. considered.. what you're stepping into~
*cue an ear flick as his smile grew*
*he's not familiar with ANY .. deer lady but he sure was back in town! ...*
A what, now??
A what, now??
August 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
*he's not familiar with ANY .. deer lady but he sure was back in town! ...*
A what, now??
A what, now??
*he patted her on the head briefly.*
You are a curiosity here and there, Charlie.. more often than most you tend to leave me guessing with what goes on in that busy mind of yours~
Perhaps today is NOT a good 'show and tell' sort of day, is it?
You are a curiosity here and there, Charlie.. more often than most you tend to leave me guessing with what goes on in that busy mind of yours~
Perhaps today is NOT a good 'show and tell' sort of day, is it?
July 29, 2025 at 4:44 PM
*he patted her on the head briefly.*
You are a curiosity here and there, Charlie.. more often than most you tend to leave me guessing with what goes on in that busy mind of yours~
Perhaps today is NOT a good 'show and tell' sort of day, is it?
You are a curiosity here and there, Charlie.. more often than most you tend to leave me guessing with what goes on in that busy mind of yours~
Perhaps today is NOT a good 'show and tell' sort of day, is it?
Do you now?..my, MY have I run into a like-minded already?
Fascinating to know who's company and kinship you keep around you- is it not?
Fascinating to know who's company and kinship you keep around you- is it not?
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Do you now?..my, MY have I run into a like-minded already?
Fascinating to know who's company and kinship you keep around you- is it not?
Fascinating to know who's company and kinship you keep around you- is it not?
O'hath donned thy bells in which does ring in it's finest hour, wouldn't you say, Vox?
July 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
O'hath donned thy bells in which does ring in it's finest hour, wouldn't you say, Vox?
*he pocketed the photos into his lapel and chuckled.*
O' but WHAT was I even ~thinking~?! Free belongings just aren't your style! Concern of mine or not Vox, proves you'd wipe your own nose with a twenty dollar Hellbuck given the chance!
O' but WHAT was I even ~thinking~?! Free belongings just aren't your style! Concern of mine or not Vox, proves you'd wipe your own nose with a twenty dollar Hellbuck given the chance!
July 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
*he pocketed the photos into his lapel and chuckled.*
O' but WHAT was I even ~thinking~?! Free belongings just aren't your style! Concern of mine or not Vox, proves you'd wipe your own nose with a twenty dollar Hellbuck given the chance!
O' but WHAT was I even ~thinking~?! Free belongings just aren't your style! Concern of mine or not Vox, proves you'd wipe your own nose with a twenty dollar Hellbuck given the chance!
HMMM what, THIS one?
*shows photos taken from a polaroid camera*
Shame, Vox.. You've spent HOW much on those things swimming in those luxury tanks when i've caught them for free..?
*cue a chuckle*
*shows photos taken from a polaroid camera*
Shame, Vox.. You've spent HOW much on those things swimming in those luxury tanks when i've caught them for free..?
*cue a chuckle*
July 20, 2025 at 7:09 AM
HMMM what, THIS one?
*shows photos taken from a polaroid camera*
Shame, Vox.. You've spent HOW much on those things swimming in those luxury tanks when i've caught them for free..?
*cue a chuckle*
*shows photos taken from a polaroid camera*
Shame, Vox.. You've spent HOW much on those things swimming in those luxury tanks when i've caught them for free..?
*cue a chuckle*
*he had an amused look on his face*
Ahh giving her the childhood she never quite had and ..
Being a little selfish are we? Suppose I could get behind that.
*he flicked his ear watching the two*.
You're a natural, darling! Just look at the way you hold her~
Ahh giving her the childhood she never quite had and ..
Being a little selfish are we? Suppose I could get behind that.
*he flicked his ear watching the two*.
You're a natural, darling! Just look at the way you hold her~
July 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
*he had an amused look on his face*
Ahh giving her the childhood she never quite had and ..
Being a little selfish are we? Suppose I could get behind that.
*he flicked his ear watching the two*.
You're a natural, darling! Just look at the way you hold her~
Ahh giving her the childhood she never quite had and ..
Being a little selfish are we? Suppose I could get behind that.
*he flicked his ear watching the two*.
You're a natural, darling! Just look at the way you hold her~
*yes, he's popping in to say hello*
Good morning, Sinners!
How are we?
Good morning, Sinners!
How are we?
July 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
*yes, he's popping in to say hello*
Good morning, Sinners!
How are we?
Good morning, Sinners!
How are we?
Well i don't know, you looked as if you wanted a reward for it or something!
Basically-- Good for you!
Basically-- Good for you!
July 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Well i don't know, you looked as if you wanted a reward for it or something!
Basically-- Good for you!
Basically-- Good for you!
Ahh, you mean my pet!
HAH!! You're too kind..ehh, No.
No.
My eye is on him at the Hazbin...See, it's the only place I need him to BE!
But, Thank you.
HAH!! You're too kind..ehh, No.
No.
My eye is on him at the Hazbin...See, it's the only place I need him to BE!
But, Thank you.
July 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Ahh, you mean my pet!
HAH!! You're too kind..ehh, No.
No.
My eye is on him at the Hazbin...See, it's the only place I need him to BE!
But, Thank you.
HAH!! You're too kind..ehh, No.
No.
My eye is on him at the Hazbin...See, it's the only place I need him to BE!
But, Thank you.
Generous? HO-I thought you were looking for a handout darling~
July 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Generous? HO-I thought you were looking for a handout darling~
*he flicked his ear, summoning a small rose into her hat*
Come now, any entrance by you surely is quite an experience!
*he bowed slightly*
Are you ~sure~ there's nothing new about you today? Perhaps that gleaming smile of yours dear, you know I always notice that sort of thing..
Come now, any entrance by you surely is quite an experience!
*he bowed slightly*
Are you ~sure~ there's nothing new about you today? Perhaps that gleaming smile of yours dear, you know I always notice that sort of thing..
July 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*he flicked his ear, summoning a small rose into her hat*
Come now, any entrance by you surely is quite an experience!
*he bowed slightly*
Are you ~sure~ there's nothing new about you today? Perhaps that gleaming smile of yours dear, you know I always notice that sort of thing..
Come now, any entrance by you surely is quite an experience!
*he bowed slightly*
Are you ~sure~ there's nothing new about you today? Perhaps that gleaming smile of yours dear, you know I always notice that sort of thing..
ROSIE! Always booming in at the first sign of distress. Good job~
*he chuckled walking over.*
My, you're looking fabulously ravenous today! Change of the shade on your eyes? Blush perhaps? Or is it the lips i'm missing? New lipstick?
Hmm..
Or a brand new flower in your hat..?
*he chuckled walking over.*
My, you're looking fabulously ravenous today! Change of the shade on your eyes? Blush perhaps? Or is it the lips i'm missing? New lipstick?
Hmm..
Or a brand new flower in your hat..?
July 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
ROSIE! Always booming in at the first sign of distress. Good job~
*he chuckled walking over.*
My, you're looking fabulously ravenous today! Change of the shade on your eyes? Blush perhaps? Or is it the lips i'm missing? New lipstick?
Hmm..
Or a brand new flower in your hat..?
*he chuckled walking over.*
My, you're looking fabulously ravenous today! Change of the shade on your eyes? Blush perhaps? Or is it the lips i'm missing? New lipstick?
Hmm..
Or a brand new flower in your hat..?
In OTHER news~
Please tell me how things are going..~
I could use a distraction or two
Please tell me how things are going..~
I could use a distraction or two
July 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
In OTHER news~
Please tell me how things are going..~
I could use a distraction or two
Please tell me how things are going..~
I could use a distraction or two
they come and they go~ as by so they please..
The monster that lives inside your mind is always present. Always watching. Waiting for you to snap..always with you and always knowing..
Sleep tight, my friends. Thus I end this broadcast for the night..
Sweet dreams, as always..
The monster that lives inside your mind is always present. Always watching. Waiting for you to snap..always with you and always knowing..
Sleep tight, my friends. Thus I end this broadcast for the night..
Sweet dreams, as always..
July 2, 2025 at 6:54 AM
they come and they go~ as by so they please..
The monster that lives inside your mind is always present. Always watching. Waiting for you to snap..always with you and always knowing..
Sleep tight, my friends. Thus I end this broadcast for the night..
Sweet dreams, as always..
The monster that lives inside your mind is always present. Always watching. Waiting for you to snap..always with you and always knowing..
Sleep tight, my friends. Thus I end this broadcast for the night..
Sweet dreams, as always..
Your father should of stayed in his room surrounded by.. likeminded toys.
It'd be a shame if you.. picked up his bad habits, wouldn't you agree?
It'd be a shame if you.. picked up his bad habits, wouldn't you agree?
July 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Your father should of stayed in his room surrounded by.. likeminded toys.
It'd be a shame if you.. picked up his bad habits, wouldn't you agree?
It'd be a shame if you.. picked up his bad habits, wouldn't you agree?
*there it was.. a lesson as old as time itself it would seem. One an elder or parental figure would make to correct a young mans frowned upon behavior in the era.*
I know not what goes on that head of yours, however, i forbid my business playing tunes in lost captivity of ones own depravity..
I know not what goes on that head of yours, however, i forbid my business playing tunes in lost captivity of ones own depravity..
July 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
*there it was.. a lesson as old as time itself it would seem. One an elder or parental figure would make to correct a young mans frowned upon behavior in the era.*
I know not what goes on that head of yours, however, i forbid my business playing tunes in lost captivity of ones own depravity..
I know not what goes on that head of yours, however, i forbid my business playing tunes in lost captivity of ones own depravity..
...
...will you please...
Not. Do that.
*snatches the rubber chicken*
...will you please...
Not. Do that.
*snatches the rubber chicken*
July 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
...
...will you please...
Not. Do that.
*snatches the rubber chicken*
...will you please...
Not. Do that.
*snatches the rubber chicken*
Leave it to my mun to do my bidding. One hour and even less so!
Oh, we have this in common at best. The mic is being prepared for a show!
Oh, we have this in common at best. The mic is being prepared for a show!
July 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Leave it to my mun to do my bidding. One hour and even less so!
Oh, we have this in common at best. The mic is being prepared for a show!
Oh, we have this in common at best. The mic is being prepared for a show!
Such an inspirational terror filled broadcast! Thank you for bringing us these chilling tales.
In full, My support- always tuning on in;
~Alastor
In full, My support- always tuning on in;
~Alastor
June 30, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Such an inspirational terror filled broadcast! Thank you for bringing us these chilling tales.
In full, My support- always tuning on in;
~Alastor
In full, My support- always tuning on in;
~Alastor