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Gremlin
@alastoravasarala.bsky.social
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The democrat party gives the same failed strategies of the past another go...

Fixed the image for improved accuracy and also added alt text ✨
Updated image of the latest think tank clown car the democrat party is funding to appease their billionaire donors, rather than listening to the majority of the American people they represent. The image better depicts the 4 angry jars of mayo and one token black guy that comprise this group.
September 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Fixed the image
Updated image of the latest think tank clown car the democrat party is funding to appease their billionaire donors, rather than listening to the majority of the American people they represent. The image better depicts the 4 angry jars of mayo and one token black guy that comprise this group.
September 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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The energy I bring to Bluesky
A cartoon drawing of a brown and white cat in the classic high five grooming position, wearing shades and with their tonguw out, shooting a laser from their glorious butthole with the words pew pew written on the side.
July 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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The evergreeniest post
Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social • 8/14/2023 Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go "this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn't understand normal sane Americans crave" and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like "Leprechauns are real and I'm going to cook one"
July 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Simpsons "stop hes already dead meme" with Leavitt beating irony into the ground
June 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Simpsons "wont somebody please think of the children" meme where the text says, "Wont somebody please think of the rich people?!?"
June 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Alt text added bc this is pretty funny and laughs should always be more accessible.
Skeet from @kenwhite "Domestic Enemy Hat" (name at the time) that says, "This fucker would get ejected out of a mass grave for ruining the vibe" above a skeet from Ari Cohn that has a picture of extremely mid ghoul Emil Bove, with the words "Emil Bove truly looks every bit of the cartoon villian he is"
June 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Image of Spock from Deep Babylon 5 saying "I Vulcan't"
June 24, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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All day, every day.
A sticker with JK Rowling’s blurred face in the background, and the text in all caps and haunted font, quote, “JK Rowling is thinking about your genitals.”
June 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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how very dare you!
An artist rendering of the noble oppossum that is aghast at the crimes of cait eating a tuna sub in front of the handsomest kitty Adonis.
June 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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The speechless guy meme with the top label showing a stick figure person holding up their hand and opening their mouth to say something and then the bottom panel where they close their mouth and begin to withdraw their hand... Bc of course there's a conspiracy about the physical logistics of dinosaur copulation.
June 22, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Also sharing this for no reason bc holy fucking shit...
Skeet from Kent Straith currently employed by the Gurney Agency that says: Im just gonna be honest with you here. Its just us so lets be real. Id rather have my daughter sexually harassed than raped. So would you. And confusing one for the other is gross and I have no more time for it. Another skeet that Kent Straith decided was good to say in public: I guess youre going to have to define pedophilia. Because I know what the word means, and its 100% not a crime. Child sexual abuse is a crime. I mean...just imagine calling the copa and telling them to arrest somebody because "I know a guy who told me he likes kids." What do you think theyll do??
June 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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How to show solidarity Juneteenth 1. Learn the history: understand what Juneteenth commemorates - freedom delayed and the resilience of Black Americans 2. Supoort black owned businesses: shop local or online with Black entrepreneurs, artists, and creators 3. Donate to organizations doing the work: support groups focused on racial justice, education, and economic improvement 4. Attend local events: Join in Juneteenth celebrations and observe with a spirit of respect and solidarity 5. Have the conversations: Honor the day without making it about guilt and personal validation 6. Amplify Black voices: Share books, podcasts, music, and stories by Black creators on your platforms. 7. Reflect, don't center: Honor the day without making it about guilt or personal validation. Center Black freedom and excellence
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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🎶Spooder friend, Spooder friend. Hanging out in the basement with them🎶
Picture of a beautiful spider in black/brown coloring
June 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Agreed! And I love it!

I am particularly fascinated with (all nature but) mushrooms in particular.

I am genuinely delighted to have discovered your account and by your engagement, but I always feel socially awkward, so my hope is that the above is conveyed with sincerity. 😸
Text: Them: what do you like to do for fun? Me: oh, just hang out with friends and stuff. Me and my friends: (Image of a person in the ground amongst a field of mushroom friends, visible only from the nose up)
June 14, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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I see you support Ukraine, 🎶but I bet I can guess how you feel about the genocide in Gaza. 🎶

Btw, which one do you prefer? Butterscotch or Licorice?
Fascist boot to lick in licorice flavor Fascist boot to lick in butterscotch flavor.
June 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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Altered image of the above screenshot with Trump under the USDA banner and red lines drawing a Tesla logo inverted at the bottom "jizzing" on his face. The top under USDA says "I heart Tesler".
May 17, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Updating bc I forgot alt text
Altered image of the above screenshot with Trump under the USDA banner and red lines drawing a pile of shit with flies on the top of h his head
May 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Updating bc I forgot alt text
Altered image of the above screenshot with Trump under the USDA banner and red lines drawing a mushroom penis as the top of his head
May 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Updating bc I forgot alt text
Altered image of the above screenshot with Trump under the USDA banner and red lines drawing a hand with a finger picking his nose.
May 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Altered screenshot of the above image of trump under the USDA banner with red lines drawing a tesla symbol on his head and an arm in a nazi salute.
May 17, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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May 17, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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🫠🫠🫠
Screenshot of @ danielkurz bsky profile with an arrow pointing to the part of his bio that says "progressive zionist"
May 17, 2025 at 5:05 AM