Alastair
@alastairhascwd.bsky.social
vsynth user and umamusume player. big fan of the vocatonites, eclipsed sounds vocalists, and the stay gold uma clan. certified VocaTone stan
i have so many pictures of horses saved and i really need to start labeling them
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i have so many pictures of horses saved and i really need to start labeling them
there is no heterosexual explanation for this
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
there is no heterosexual explanation for this
today marks one year of when i made the worst cake ever to celebrate saros’ one year anniversary. it was so lemony that it was nearly inedible because every bite was like a punch to the face
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
today marks one year of when i made the worst cake ever to celebrate saros’ one year anniversary. it was so lemony that it was nearly inedible because every bite was like a punch to the face
117 days until i get nakayama festa i guess
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
117 days until i get nakayama festa i guess
my favourite pictures of the horses my fav umas are based on
November 24, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my favourite pictures of the horses my fav umas are based on
meanwhile stay gold is incredibly puntable
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 AM
meanwhile stay gold is incredibly puntable
i adore how light o’s hair makes it look like she has cat whiskers, its so cute
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i adore how light o’s hair makes it look like she has cat whiskers, its so cute
so funny thing about calstone light o, shes built to solely train speed. she only has A rank aptitudes in things that value speed above all AND has +15% in both speed and power stat gains, both of which are acquired from training speed.
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
so funny thing about calstone light o, shes built to solely train speed. she only has A rank aptitudes in things that value speed above all AND has +15% in both speed and power stat gains, both of which are acquired from training speed.
okay im finally getting around do doing agnes digitals career and i love her so much already
November 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
okay im finally getting around do doing agnes digitals career and i love her so much already
there are NO thoughts in that head
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
there are NO thoughts in that head
WOOOO I GOT HER!!!!! WITH 20 PULLS TO SPARE!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
WOOOO I GOT HER!!!!! WITH 20 PULLS TO SPARE!!!!!!!
day 22 no orfevre. i had an insane agnes tachyon run on the hot springs scenario. unfortunately despite her s mile aptitude, shes built for long races. i’m currently trying to bulk up my team trials team, but after that i’m probably gonna do a bunch of back to back meno runs to grind bond points
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 AM
day 22 no orfevre. i had an insane agnes tachyon run on the hot springs scenario. unfortunately despite her s mile aptitude, shes built for long races. i’m currently trying to bulk up my team trials team, but after that i’m probably gonna do a bunch of back to back meno runs to grind bond points
day 21 no orfevre. did an oguri cap run so i could get another dirt racer for team trials (the only one i had on my team before this was haru urara 😭) that got uf8 rank and stats that could kill a global player. i got 2 10 pulls in the bank but im saving them for when i feel lucky
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 AM
day 21 no orfevre. did an oguri cap run so i could get another dirt racer for team trials (the only one i had on my team before this was haru urara 😭) that got uf8 rank and stats that could kill a global player. i got 2 10 pulls in the bank but im saving them for when i feel lucky
i am literally ONE SHOE AWAY from upgrade Fenomeno to max potential oh my god
November 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i am literally ONE SHOE AWAY from upgrade Fenomeno to max potential oh my god
also aesthetically i think they look nice together but specifically when using rvbys illustration
November 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
also aesthetically i think they look nice together but specifically when using rvbys illustration
she wont leave me alone
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
she wont leave me alone
i need this girl to either show up in my gacha pulls or stop appearing in every career i do 😭
November 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i need this girl to either show up in my gacha pulls or stop appearing in every career i do 😭
i think fenomeno is my new favourite uma
November 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i think fenomeno is my new favourite uma
this screenshot cracks me up so bad because she looks like the saddest most sopping wet dog ever
November 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
this screenshot cracks me up so bad because she looks like the saddest most sopping wet dog ever
i cant stop shaking oh my goodness.. its her… the most gorgeous voice in the game…..one of the two reasons i got onto jp……. fenomeno………
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
i cant stop shaking oh my goodness.. its her… the most gorgeous voice in the game…..one of the two reasons i got onto jp……. fenomeno………
the irl meisho doto is such a cutie
October 30, 2025 at 11:03 PM
the irl meisho doto is such a cutie
i have this from the beginning of the descent into insanity
October 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
i have this from the beginning of the descent into insanity
still in love’s whole thing is her fight against her instincts, which seems to be… wanting to eat the other umas(??????) shes also sensitive to sunlight, has less control under the full moon, dresses like a victorian casually, and even dreams about being a vampire princess.
October 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
still in love’s whole thing is her fight against her instincts, which seems to be… wanting to eat the other umas(??????) shes also sensitive to sunlight, has less control under the full moon, dresses like a victorian casually, and even dreams about being a vampire princess.