Brandon, Friend of the People
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Brandon, Friend of the People
@alaskanhero.bsky.social
Pro wrestling and Pokemon and other nonsense. He/Him. Lost in a world that hates and fears him.
in your defense, those Sonic pretzel smash burgers are pretty dope
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Tearing up your fingers and teeth to take apart bricks buiilds character! 😤 /boomer
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I'm looking at the orange brick remover thingie on some boomer "fuck outta here with this weak shit" energy.
October 1, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I'm afraid we're in the CK-zone until someone jingles a new set of keys.
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The cost of being Fine As Hell™️, I'm afraid.
September 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Probably couldn't get the rights in perpetuality. Better to do a sound alike now, then have the actual song and have to dub over it later.
August 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM