Cubs are on at 7:08 pm!!! Not 7:07, not 7:06. On the big screen!!
We have our brand new IPA, Polar Volano, on draft and in cans! And ceramic pumpkins! We have ceramic pumpkins!
#gocubs
We have our brand new IPA, Polar Volano, on draft and in cans! And ceramic pumpkins! We have ceramic pumpkins!
#gocubs
October 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Cubs are on at 7:08 pm!!! Not 7:07, not 7:06. On the big screen!!
We have our brand new IPA, Polar Volano, on draft and in cans! And ceramic pumpkins! We have ceramic pumpkins!
#gocubs
We have our brand new IPA, Polar Volano, on draft and in cans! And ceramic pumpkins! We have ceramic pumpkins!
#gocubs
Two, count 'em two fun things happening today!
1. Our brand new IPA, Polar Volcano, is on draft and in cans! Technically it's a "cold IPA" style, but your tastebuds will not care. Just delicious.
2. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm.
Your Friday is set.
1. Our brand new IPA, Polar Volcano, is on draft and in cans! Technically it's a "cold IPA" style, but your tastebuds will not care. Just delicious.
2. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm.
Your Friday is set.
October 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Two, count 'em two fun things happening today!
1. Our brand new IPA, Polar Volcano, is on draft and in cans! Technically it's a "cold IPA" style, but your tastebuds will not care. Just delicious.
2. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm.
Your Friday is set.
1. Our brand new IPA, Polar Volcano, is on draft and in cans! Technically it's a "cold IPA" style, but your tastebuds will not care. Just delicious.
2. Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm.
Your Friday is set.
Dorkmunderfest is mostly over, BUT, MLB playoffs are still going and Dorkmunder is still flowing into these lovely steins.
We'll have the Yankees vs Blue Jays at 3:08 pm (like, EXACTLY 3:08 pm, got it?) and Tigers vs Mariners at 7:03 pm. <Insert joke about exactly at 7:03 pm here>
We'll have the Yankees vs Blue Jays at 3:08 pm (like, EXACTLY 3:08 pm, got it?) and Tigers vs Mariners at 7:03 pm. <Insert joke about exactly at 7:03 pm here>
October 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Dorkmunderfest is mostly over, BUT, MLB playoffs are still going and Dorkmunder is still flowing into these lovely steins.
We'll have the Yankees vs Blue Jays at 3:08 pm (like, EXACTLY 3:08 pm, got it?) and Tigers vs Mariners at 7:03 pm. <Insert joke about exactly at 7:03 pm here>
We'll have the Yankees vs Blue Jays at 3:08 pm (like, EXACTLY 3:08 pm, got it?) and Tigers vs Mariners at 7:03 pm. <Insert joke about exactly at 7:03 pm here>
Day 2 of Dorkmunderfest is upon us! We have our Dorkmunder lager – a Dortmunder-style German lager, yes confusing. Get a .5L pour in our limited edition steins. Hell, we'll autograph it for you.
Beard and Belly will be here from 4-8 pm with currywurst, spaetzle, pretzel bits, pickled eggs, more!
Beard and Belly will be here from 4-8 pm with currywurst, spaetzle, pretzel bits, pickled eggs, more!
October 4, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Day 2 of Dorkmunderfest is upon us! We have our Dorkmunder lager – a Dortmunder-style German lager, yes confusing. Get a .5L pour in our limited edition steins. Hell, we'll autograph it for you.
Beard and Belly will be here from 4-8 pm with currywurst, spaetzle, pretzel bits, pickled eggs, more!
Beard and Belly will be here from 4-8 pm with currywurst, spaetzle, pretzel bits, pickled eggs, more!
Dorkmunderfest starts today!
We have Mango Jus on draft (very limited), Limoni Belli pizza, and steins of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style German lager.
Get on in here!
We have Mango Jus on draft (very limited), Limoni Belli pizza, and steins of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style German lager.
Get on in here!
October 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Dorkmunderfest starts today!
We have Mango Jus on draft (very limited), Limoni Belli pizza, and steins of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style German lager.
Get on in here!
We have Mango Jus on draft (very limited), Limoni Belli pizza, and steins of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style German lager.
Get on in here!
Dorkmunderfest is tomorrow and Saturday! Bring your inner festival dork and slug back half liters of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style lager. It tastes exactly unlike an Oktoberfest beer.
It's crisp, balanced, and refreshing. At least that's what a dork would say.
It's crisp, balanced, and refreshing. At least that's what a dork would say.
October 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Dorkmunderfest is tomorrow and Saturday! Bring your inner festival dork and slug back half liters of Dorkmunder, our first ever Dortmunder-style lager. It tastes exactly unlike an Oktoberfest beer.
It's crisp, balanced, and refreshing. At least that's what a dork would say.
It's crisp, balanced, and refreshing. At least that's what a dork would say.
Ah, the audaciousness of brewing a Dortmunder lager instead of the usual Oktoberfest. We called it "Dorkmunder". Alarmist continues to test the known bounds of space and time.
A nice light malty backbone makes Dorkmunder extremely quaffable.
Come get it this Friday/Saturday for Dorkmunderfest!
A nice light malty backbone makes Dorkmunder extremely quaffable.
Come get it this Friday/Saturday for Dorkmunderfest!
October 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Ah, the audaciousness of brewing a Dortmunder lager instead of the usual Oktoberfest. We called it "Dorkmunder". Alarmist continues to test the known bounds of space and time.
A nice light malty backbone makes Dorkmunder extremely quaffable.
Come get it this Friday/Saturday for Dorkmunderfest!
A nice light malty backbone makes Dorkmunder extremely quaffable.
Come get it this Friday/Saturday for Dorkmunderfest!
Dorkmunderfest is this Friday and Saturday at the taproom.
We brewed a Dortmunder-style lager instead of an Oktoberfest and we called it Dorkmunder to celebrate the traditional German season of harvesting dorks. Limited edition steins, unlimited edition fun.
See website for more info.
We brewed a Dortmunder-style lager instead of an Oktoberfest and we called it Dorkmunder to celebrate the traditional German season of harvesting dorks. Limited edition steins, unlimited edition fun.
See website for more info.
September 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Dorkmunderfest is this Friday and Saturday at the taproom.
We brewed a Dortmunder-style lager instead of an Oktoberfest and we called it Dorkmunder to celebrate the traditional German season of harvesting dorks. Limited edition steins, unlimited edition fun.
See website for more info.
We brewed a Dortmunder-style lager instead of an Oktoberfest and we called it Dorkmunder to celebrate the traditional German season of harvesting dorks. Limited edition steins, unlimited edition fun.
See website for more info.
Why can't everything just STAY the SAME!!!!????
New merch available for pre-order on our website. Should be available for pickup in the taproom starting Sept 15.
Hats are embroidered, shirts include extra smart-assery.
www.alarmistbrewing.com/store
New merch available for pre-order on our website. Should be available for pickup in the taproom starting Sept 15.
Hats are embroidered, shirts include extra smart-assery.
www.alarmistbrewing.com/store
September 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Why can't everything just STAY the SAME!!!!????
New merch available for pre-order on our website. Should be available for pickup in the taproom starting Sept 15.
Hats are embroidered, shirts include extra smart-assery.
www.alarmistbrewing.com/store
New merch available for pre-order on our website. Should be available for pickup in the taproom starting Sept 15.
Hats are embroidered, shirts include extra smart-assery.
www.alarmistbrewing.com/store
We're refreshing our brand because one of our FAVORITE hobbies is pissing people off. It's cathartic.
Alarmist Brewing: Destroying great American trraditions since 2015.
New merch coming soon.
#comingsoon #ifitaintbrokefixitanyway
Alarmist Brewing: Destroying great American trraditions since 2015.
New merch coming soon.
#comingsoon #ifitaintbrokefixitanyway
August 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We're refreshing our brand because one of our FAVORITE hobbies is pissing people off. It's cathartic.
Alarmist Brewing: Destroying great American trraditions since 2015.
New merch coming soon.
#comingsoon #ifitaintbrokefixitanyway
Alarmist Brewing: Destroying great American trraditions since 2015.
New merch coming soon.
#comingsoon #ifitaintbrokefixitanyway
We present........THOUGHT BUBBLES! Our first-ever non-beer beverage. It's a THC seltzer with 5 mg of hemp-derived THC in a 12 oz serving. Our first flavor is cucumber/lime, and it's really, really tasty.
4-packs are available now in the taproom starting TODAY. To go only for now.
is.gd/EOGRkq
4-packs are available now in the taproom starting TODAY. To go only for now.
is.gd/EOGRkq
July 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
We present........THOUGHT BUBBLES! Our first-ever non-beer beverage. It's a THC seltzer with 5 mg of hemp-derived THC in a 12 oz serving. Our first flavor is cucumber/lime, and it's really, really tasty.
4-packs are available now in the taproom starting TODAY. To go only for now.
is.gd/EOGRkq
4-packs are available now in the taproom starting TODAY. To go only for now.
is.gd/EOGRkq
We're launching something...different...tomorrow in the taproom. It's in cans. It's to-go only, and right now it's very, very limited.
We like to know your "thoughts".
We like to know your "thoughts".
July 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
We're launching something...different...tomorrow in the taproom. It's in cans. It's to-go only, and right now it's very, very limited.
We like to know your "thoughts".
We like to know your "thoughts".
It's hot! The taproom is COLD! Cool off, and enjoy some Milo's Market sandwiches from 4-8 pm today!
We have cold beer, cold cocktails, cold white wine, and cold, cold hearts.
We have cold beer, cold cocktails, cold white wine, and cold, cold hearts.
July 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
It's hot! The taproom is COLD! Cool off, and enjoy some Milo's Market sandwiches from 4-8 pm today!
We have cold beer, cold cocktails, cold white wine, and cold, cold hearts.
We have cold beer, cold cocktails, cold white wine, and cold, cold hearts.
Zelda's Sandwiches is here today from 4-8 pm featuring al pastor and pollo tortas, and grilled cheese on garlic butter sourdough.
And Entrenched IPA is back on draft! New batch and more dry hop. We feel this is the best West Coast IPA we've ever made.
Draft only, cans available next week.
And Entrenched IPA is back on draft! New batch and more dry hop. We feel this is the best West Coast IPA we've ever made.
Draft only, cans available next week.
July 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Zelda's Sandwiches is here today from 4-8 pm featuring al pastor and pollo tortas, and grilled cheese on garlic butter sourdough.
And Entrenched IPA is back on draft! New batch and more dry hop. We feel this is the best West Coast IPA we've ever made.
Draft only, cans available next week.
And Entrenched IPA is back on draft! New batch and more dry hop. We feel this is the best West Coast IPA we've ever made.
Draft only, cans available next week.
Entrenched IPA, our 10th Anniversary beer, is back on draft today! More dry hop, more IPA-like stuff.
Cans will drop next week.
Cans will drop next week.
July 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Entrenched IPA, our 10th Anniversary beer, is back on draft today! More dry hop, more IPA-like stuff.
Cans will drop next week.
Cans will drop next week.
Rockwell's Grill will be here today from 4-8pm with yet another awesome menu.
Wildcat Burger &...
Brisket Sandwich - Smoked brisket piled on a brioche bun with pickles, diced onion, and BBQ sauce.
Pulled Pork Sandwich - Pulled pork on a brioche bun with coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and crispy shallots.
Wildcat Burger &...
Brisket Sandwich - Smoked brisket piled on a brioche bun with pickles, diced onion, and BBQ sauce.
Pulled Pork Sandwich - Pulled pork on a brioche bun with coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and crispy shallots.
July 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Rockwell's Grill will be here today from 4-8pm with yet another awesome menu.
Wildcat Burger &...
Brisket Sandwich - Smoked brisket piled on a brioche bun with pickles, diced onion, and BBQ sauce.
Pulled Pork Sandwich - Pulled pork on a brioche bun with coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and crispy shallots.
Wildcat Burger &...
Brisket Sandwich - Smoked brisket piled on a brioche bun with pickles, diced onion, and BBQ sauce.
Pulled Pork Sandwich - Pulled pork on a brioche bun with coleslaw, BBQ sauce, and crispy shallots.
🌮🍻 **Breaking News: Tacos & Beer Found to Go Well Together!** 🍻🌮
Tacos Las Manitas is rolling into the taproom today from 5-9 pm, and that's a Friday if there ever was one.
Don't like beer? Well, we have handmade cocktails and non-handmade wine. Those probably go well with tacos too.
Tacos Las Manitas is rolling into the taproom today from 5-9 pm, and that's a Friday if there ever was one.
Don't like beer? Well, we have handmade cocktails and non-handmade wine. Those probably go well with tacos too.
July 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
🌮🍻 **Breaking News: Tacos & Beer Found to Go Well Together!** 🍻🌮
Tacos Las Manitas is rolling into the taproom today from 5-9 pm, and that's a Friday if there ever was one.
Don't like beer? Well, we have handmade cocktails and non-handmade wine. Those probably go well with tacos too.
Tacos Las Manitas is rolling into the taproom today from 5-9 pm, and that's a Friday if there ever was one.
Don't like beer? Well, we have handmade cocktails and non-handmade wine. Those probably go well with tacos too.
Bring what's left of your fingers to the taproom. The A/C is on, and the beer garden is open. Oh and Rockwell's Grill is bringing a uniquely American menu from 4-8 pm. Check out our website for details.
Hope you like donuts.
Hope you like donuts.
July 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Bring what's left of your fingers to the taproom. The A/C is on, and the beer garden is open. Oh and Rockwell's Grill is bringing a uniquely American menu from 4-8 pm. Check out our website for details.
Hope you like donuts.
Hope you like donuts.
We are closed for 4th of July! Please enjoy this AI generated patriotic naked mole rat.
Have a safe and happy holiday! Get yourself a naked mole rat while you're at it.
Come in tomorrow for Rockwell's Grill insane pop up menu. Hint: dogs and donuts.
Have a safe and happy holiday! Get yourself a naked mole rat while you're at it.
Come in tomorrow for Rockwell's Grill insane pop up menu. Hint: dogs and donuts.
July 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We are closed for 4th of July! Please enjoy this AI generated patriotic naked mole rat.
Have a safe and happy holiday! Get yourself a naked mole rat while you're at it.
Come in tomorrow for Rockwell's Grill insane pop up menu. Hint: dogs and donuts.
Have a safe and happy holiday! Get yourself a naked mole rat while you're at it.
Come in tomorrow for Rockwell's Grill insane pop up menu. Hint: dogs and donuts.
We open at 2 pm today to start the holiday weekend! Enjoy our fresh beer or maybe a fresh cocktail, or maybe fresh wine. No, wait, not fresh wine, very old wine.
Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm!
Get in here and celebrate our democracy while you still can!
We will be closed on July 4th.
Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm!
Get in here and celebrate our democracy while you still can!
We will be closed on July 4th.
July 3, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We open at 2 pm today to start the holiday weekend! Enjoy our fresh beer or maybe a fresh cocktail, or maybe fresh wine. No, wait, not fresh wine, very old wine.
Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm!
Get in here and celebrate our democracy while you still can!
We will be closed on July 4th.
Tacos 606 will be here from 4-8 pm!
Get in here and celebrate our democracy while you still can!
We will be closed on July 4th.
Milo's Market is here from 4-8 pm with deliciosa food!
The Quesabeeria's are off the hook. So is the beer. And the wine. And the cocktails.
The Quesabeeria's are off the hook. So is the beer. And the wine. And the cocktails.
June 14, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Milo's Market is here from 4-8 pm with deliciosa food!
The Quesabeeria's are off the hook. So is the beer. And the wine. And the cocktails.
The Quesabeeria's are off the hook. So is the beer. And the wine. And the cocktails.
Nice Flautas food truck is here from 4 - 8 pm. They have flautas, and they're nice, and they'll be flaunting them.
We'll have a fresh cask of Pantsless with NZ Riwaka hops. Our beer garden awaits.
We'll have a fresh cask of Pantsless with NZ Riwaka hops. Our beer garden awaits.
June 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nice Flautas food truck is here from 4 - 8 pm. They have flautas, and they're nice, and they'll be flaunting them.
We'll have a fresh cask of Pantsless with NZ Riwaka hops. Our beer garden awaits.
We'll have a fresh cask of Pantsless with NZ Riwaka hops. Our beer garden awaits.
Rockwell's Grill is here with a damn fine menu including:
Smash burgers, pastor tacos, chimichurri steak tacos, chicken nachos, warm skillet cookie.
Add some fresh beer and you got yourself a fine, fine Saturday.
Smash burgers, pastor tacos, chimichurri steak tacos, chicken nachos, warm skillet cookie.
Add some fresh beer and you got yourself a fine, fine Saturday.
June 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Rockwell's Grill is here with a damn fine menu including:
Smash burgers, pastor tacos, chimichurri steak tacos, chicken nachos, warm skillet cookie.
Add some fresh beer and you got yourself a fine, fine Saturday.
Smash burgers, pastor tacos, chimichurri steak tacos, chicken nachos, warm skillet cookie.
Add some fresh beer and you got yourself a fine, fine Saturday.
Limoni Belli is here today from 4-8 pm with Neapolitan-style pizza, fries, and more!
Fresh beer, fresh pizza, great beer garden, perfect weather. This is the Friday dreams are made of.
Fresh beer, fresh pizza, great beer garden, perfect weather. This is the Friday dreams are made of.
June 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Limoni Belli is here today from 4-8 pm with Neapolitan-style pizza, fries, and more!
Fresh beer, fresh pizza, great beer garden, perfect weather. This is the Friday dreams are made of.
Fresh beer, fresh pizza, great beer garden, perfect weather. This is the Friday dreams are made of.
Milos Market will be in the taproom today from 4-8 pm with their always awesome Quesabeeria's and Bella Della sandwich.
We have Dream Jus on draft, a fresh cask of Pantsless, a gorgeous beer garden, and lots of laughs.
Believe or not, this was written by a human, but it reads all ChatGPTy.
We have Dream Jus on draft, a fresh cask of Pantsless, a gorgeous beer garden, and lots of laughs.
Believe or not, this was written by a human, but it reads all ChatGPTy.
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Milos Market will be in the taproom today from 4-8 pm with their always awesome Quesabeeria's and Bella Della sandwich.
We have Dream Jus on draft, a fresh cask of Pantsless, a gorgeous beer garden, and lots of laughs.
Believe or not, this was written by a human, but it reads all ChatGPTy.
We have Dream Jus on draft, a fresh cask of Pantsless, a gorgeous beer garden, and lots of laughs.
Believe or not, this was written by a human, but it reads all ChatGPTy.