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Alan Smythe
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It’s called The Saw. Put some respec on it
October 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Taylor Swift, Apple, Chips, and Oil will save it.
June 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Agree that being capable and/or doing it is best, however it depends on the other contestants. There is no one on the level of DJT for this in either party. It's his magik power, not sure others could do it at the level he does.
May 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
With this one neat trick your household can make hundreds of dollars when you purchase from Amazon. Just apply a household tariff on all items bought from Amazon, and you will be raking in the money.
April 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Reposted by Alan Smythe
new resident on first day of ER action: [snakes a garden hose into a man's aorta in a pinch]

me: great call Santos, exactly what I would have done
March 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Don't forget about the shadow senator @ankitjaindc.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Forgive yourself for not understanding.

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March 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Started already bsky.app/profile/nyti...
March 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Reposted by Alan Smythe
Like the number one reason for declining fertility is declining marriage rates and the number one reason for declining marriage rates is that uneducated men have high rates of being lazy unemployable misogynists. No amount of legacy media articles telling educated women to put out is gonna fix it
March 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM