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Infected Monster Energy Tattoo
@alanryy.bsky.social
A former mutual you forgot to re-follow

Cork
It doesn’t seem to be making her happier at all.
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Been trying to get rid of ya for 20 years now.
January 29, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Hey, new follower. How are things?
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 PM
What are we gonna do about the Male Bad Personality and Nobody Likes Them epidemic?
January 28, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Need libations pronto!
January 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I know how it looks, but a smokin’ hot babe with huge bazongas is a real reporter who’s done good work. Could be an important, moderating voice imo.
January 28, 2026 at 11:19 AM
It’s Omega Edge.
January 28, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Hey do you guys know who recently picked up a statement win over state champion Garrison Raper?
January 28, 2026 at 11:07 AM
He misses New York so much
January 26, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Could a “regular white guy” write a banger about enjoy big titties with itty bitty titties on the side?
January 26, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Adding a floofy puppo element to the manifest destiny memes feels particularly insulting.
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
He bites when they try to give him a haircut
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
He’s been jealous ever since someone told him about the Barack Obama Plaza in Tipperary
January 21, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I would bet a lot of money that all 12 of those requests came with a reply telling him Taco Bell corporate isn’t the right place to ask for a refund and to contact DoorDash directly.
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 PM