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We have about 8 in of snow coming today and we’re supposed to close for bad weather but my big boss only put out a 2 hour delay, which means I only have to go in for my shift 15 minutes later than normal since I have the late shift, and right as I’m getting ready to leave… the snow starts 😀
December 2, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We have about 8 in of snow coming today and we’re supposed to close for bad weather but my big boss only put out a 2 hour delay, which means I only have to go in for my shift 15 minutes later than normal since I have the late shift, and right as I’m getting ready to leave… the snow starts 😀
How am I? About a week or so ago I came to terms with the fact that I have a massive crush on my coworker, didn’t want to admit it, but I finally did.
Found out today he’s moving to Spain in less than a month. How are you?
Found out today he’s moving to Spain in less than a month. How are you?
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How am I? About a week or so ago I came to terms with the fact that I have a massive crush on my coworker, didn’t want to admit it, but I finally did.
Found out today he’s moving to Spain in less than a month. How are you?
Found out today he’s moving to Spain in less than a month. How are you?
Hi I’m still alive 💚
November 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Hi I’m still alive 💚
This is Clio. Nickname Teeny Meany. Maybe like 6-8 lbs soaking wet. Pure bred psycho. Cute sometimes.
She disemboweled a mouse last night and left it in my bathroom by the garbage can instead of in my bed.
Therefore Clio is currently eating her own personal can of her fav food covered in treats.
She disemboweled a mouse last night and left it in my bathroom by the garbage can instead of in my bed.
Therefore Clio is currently eating her own personal can of her fav food covered in treats.
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
This is Clio. Nickname Teeny Meany. Maybe like 6-8 lbs soaking wet. Pure bred psycho. Cute sometimes.
She disemboweled a mouse last night and left it in my bathroom by the garbage can instead of in my bed.
Therefore Clio is currently eating her own personal can of her fav food covered in treats.
She disemboweled a mouse last night and left it in my bathroom by the garbage can instead of in my bed.
Therefore Clio is currently eating her own personal can of her fav food covered in treats.
I guess all it takes is one exceptionally bad weekend to decide I need to uproot my entire life and leave people behind lol, only took me 8 years 😒
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I guess all it takes is one exceptionally bad weekend to decide I need to uproot my entire life and leave people behind lol, only took me 8 years 😒
One of my fav singers is in my state performing tonight. Like literally only an hour and a half away and was a cheap ticket that I could actually afford for a change and I still can’t go and if anyone’s wondering this fact is killing me slowly and painfully 🥲
November 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One of my fav singers is in my state performing tonight. Like literally only an hour and a half away and was a cheap ticket that I could actually afford for a change and I still can’t go and if anyone’s wondering this fact is killing me slowly and painfully 🥲
What a horrible fucking day lmfaooooo 😂☀️🌈✨
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
What a horrible fucking day lmfaooooo 😂☀️🌈✨
My 45 minute lunch break got downgraded to a whopping 17 minutes today 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I’m so 😀😀😀 tired 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀🔪
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My 45 minute lunch break got downgraded to a whopping 17 minutes today 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀 I’m so 😀😀😀 tired 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀🔪
The way a good strong overpowering *cough**cough* cuddle would just absolutely fix me rn
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The way a good strong overpowering *cough**cough* cuddle would just absolutely fix me rn
I can’t wait for snowmobile season 🥹
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I can’t wait for snowmobile season 🥹
Everyone’s posting sky pics of the aurora but all I have are clouds and street lights 😞
November 12, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Everyone’s posting sky pics of the aurora but all I have are clouds and street lights 😞
In honor of today’s Wordle word of the day (spoiler I guess if you play Wordle?)
I present an excuse to post more Gizmo 🥹
I present an excuse to post more Gizmo 🥹
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
In honor of today’s Wordle word of the day (spoiler I guess if you play Wordle?)
I present an excuse to post more Gizmo 🥹
I present an excuse to post more Gizmo 🥹
Life is really, really, REALLY fucking hard y’all 😞
November 5, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Life is really, really, REALLY fucking hard y’all 😞
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Can we take a moment to appreciate the pumpkins I had to paint for work? was told to keep it PG bc apparently my past submissions were too “gory” or “not work appropriate”
October 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Can we take a moment to appreciate the pumpkins I had to paint for work? was told to keep it PG bc apparently my past submissions were too “gory” or “not work appropriate”
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula
Was going through old posts and found a spelling mistake on a post from 6 days ago and tbh I’m not handling it well 🙂
October 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Was going through old posts and found a spelling mistake on a post from 6 days ago and tbh I’m not handling it well 🙂
Did it hurt? When you and your BMW tried your hardest and still got beaten by a girl in a Honda? 😢🎻💔
October 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Did it hurt? When you and your BMW tried your hardest and still got beaten by a girl in a Honda? 😢🎻💔
Started watching Tony and Ziva and let me just say my heart is so happy 🥹
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Started watching Tony and Ziva and let me just say my heart is so happy 🥹
I haven’t released my titties for the TL in a while……. I need some convincing…
October 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I haven’t released my titties for the TL in a while……. I need some convincing…
Oh she is so back 💚🥰
October 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Oh she is so back 💚🥰
Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun ✨🎶
October 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun ✨🎶