Alannah Brittany
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Alannah Brittany
@alannahbrittany.bsky.social
Standup comedian, writer, orthodontia survivor
Want to make a Canadian Conservative mad? State a fact.
March 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump is “50-50” Daylight Savings because he thinks setting the clock back 1 hour is horribly inconvenient…

But he’s fine setting his country back 100 years….
March 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The real brutalist was listening to Adrien Brody’s 23 minute acceptance speech
#oscars
March 3, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Love is blind season 8: the season on hateful sisters

#loveisblind
February 28, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A former theatre major eating a bran muffin;

O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick.
February 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I hate The US so much I would consider cheering for the @edmontonoilers.bsky.social now…
February 21, 2025 at 5:27 AM
“You’re so funny!”

Thanks, they used to put me and the kid who ate his boogers in the library during assemblies.
January 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM