Andie
alannaeowyn.bsky.social
Andie
@alannaeowyn.bsky.social
Nurse, nerd, neurodivergent. Ey/em.
My lock screen
October 19, 2025 at 2:55 AM
If you’re designing a public bathroom, consider a backsplash below the paper towel holder before everyone gets wet plaster under their fingernails.
October 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Agreed
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Every time I see him I can’t help but think of the mermaid movie where he’s playing Louis XIV. Absolutely wild. 😂
September 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Yes
August 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I think my Focus Friend forgot his meds today.
August 26, 2025 at 5:00 AM
YUP. Fine for all the amigurumi but a little unfortunate for the shawl!
August 17, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, but isn’t a selfie.
July 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Feeling like a machine for turning water into piss, lately
July 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
This is Freddie. She is a four-year-old gremlin with a magnificent Aussie butt.
July 1, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is Gracie, also known as Princess Grandma. She is thirteen years old.
July 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Post yourself from another era.
(The day I got my braces off, shortly after finishing nursing school.)
June 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I finished a project!
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My studio is our couch, but I guess we could pretend it’s the basement or our old roommate’s bedroom?

(At the very least I desperately need to set up a space for photographing my work, because it’s a secondhand couch, and our dog and baby are layering new stains over old stains.)
June 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
While all the new EVs are cool, I think Subaru may have misunderstood the mandate to replace Tesla
May 22, 2025 at 12:43 PM
👀
May 19, 2025 at 10:39 AM
ake the fiction characters quiz and post the first 4 you know.

Tina Belcher 79%
Charles Boyle 78%
Abed Nadir 76%
Peeta Mellark 76%

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
May 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
God I have been there

(Now we here)
May 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I don’t have a New England Journal of Medicine subscription but I can still see the abstract:
May 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Hahahahaha yeah about that
May 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My dad’s always been big on beans and bullets, but this is what prepping for economic collapse looks like when you have a ten-month-old.
May 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
April 17, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Post dog
April 8, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This was my mom’s extremely basic recipe back when she had to feed five kids seven days a week….my older brother liked it enough to ask for the recipe when he moved out, but I think the rest of us just tolerated it. 😅
March 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Do crimp beads expire? Is that a thing??
March 6, 2025 at 11:38 AM