I knew it! I knew they'd all bloody end up eating eachother alive. Too much ego, too much hubris, way too much thin-skin snowflakery. We might as well just sit back and let them implode 🍿

Porridge oats will be her best friend - soak them in warm water, strain, then spread the resulting "milk" all over her poor itchy skin. My kids spent hours in oaty bath water when they had it. Hope she is over the worst in time for Santa 🤞