Alan Martin
alanmartin.bsky.social
Alan Martin
@alanmartin.bsky.social
One time in an interview I created a functional component inside another functional component. Like as a closure but horrible. It bugged real bad. I didn't even know it was possible to do until that point.

Interviews make you act weird.

Still got the job!
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
CJ is extremely compelling. You might also like the 6 shapes of God, technically about the Barbie movie.

- a man in cargo shorts and an oversized hoodie
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
lol. I forgot you were literally in the video. @dieworkwear.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 8:52 AM
There was a good video essay by CJ the X using your observations and Peterson’s suits to examine men’s fashion.

A fun watch maybe.

youtu.be/LpHFcylNGqg?...
How Jordan Peterson's Suits Taught Me Fashion
YouTube video by CJ The X
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
"Big Brotherhood"
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 AM
It might not be, but is this the island of Britain somehow?
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 AM
If I could communicate one thing about vintage electronics it's that if something older than 20 years has been sitting around for a long, long time, DO NOT JUST TURN IT ON.

There is a chance the electrolytic capacitors have died (best case) or they've exploded and covered the inside with crap.
October 5, 2025 at 5:12 PM
exhibit A: the pirate bay
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Here we go. I dug it out. It's so thin compared to the wedge we used to get.
September 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We got one a couple of years ago. It said on the cover it was "the last ever phone book" so I kept it as a souvenir.
September 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think about this a lot.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/inh...
September 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
We got a show yesterday when a praying mantis with its wings out got eaten by a hornet. The south of France is different.
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh cool. I have a pic of the original at the science museum. The one in Hull is a model made by inmates at Hull Prison.
August 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Fwiw, they're called sankey diagrams and there's a bunch of tools for making them if you have the raw data. They can get considerably more complex.
August 18, 2025 at 6:50 AM
August 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Schipol has a casino
August 13, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It is amusing/helpful that AI has kept out of the main paying gig for small time artists.
August 12, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This way you can make it spell bacon with a small change
August 9, 2025 at 2:47 PM
"it's a joke" :)
August 7, 2025 at 5:15 AM
"All models are wrong, some are useful" - George E P Box
July 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I resolved it eventually. I’m just explaining why I bounced off it the first time. In a large code base you inherit, it can daunting when suddenly everything complains.

And ‘you might not need an effect’ is great btw. I stole the tick cross emoji thing for my own docs. :)
July 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM