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alanmaguire.bsky.social
Alan
@alanmaguire.bsky.social
Just some guy, I have a cool dog. I like music with guitars in it.
I asked the painter to do my office in this colour. Unfortunately I did it over the phone and pronounced the 3 like an Irish person. He thought I said English Mystery. I nearly ended up with a mural of the Enfield House Hauntings on my walls
November 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Wore the scariest costume I could think of, a middle-aged man who wants to talk to you about Pavement
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Sometimes a shower is just a weird little guy
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Just in case you don’t believe me
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you haven’t been raptured post Disney’s Fuzzbucket
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 AM
RIP TO A REAL ONE #traitorsIrl
September 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
September 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
September 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Using one photo already in your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Linda at the roundtable #TheTraitorsIrl
September 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Paying attention to the blurbs, not because I want to know if the book is good, but because I want an icebreaker if I ever meet Nigella
August 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Me in 2060
August 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The four ways a man in his forties can dress
August 20, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I see Róisín Murphy’s doubled down then
August 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
If you tell people that Northern Luxembourg is god’s own country they’ll laugh at you, spit at you, etc and yet…
July 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Not only has AI likely written this. I suspect Peter Coonan is the only non-AI actor in this based on the IMDB and credits block in the trailer
July 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
June 26, 2025 at 6:32 AM
This bust in the Agora museum in Athens indicates that Minister Of Hash TD is an eternally recurring figure like the Maitreya
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 AM
D I L F
S Q U A R ES
June 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I know I’m biased because we host a podcast together and everything but @griffski.bsky.social’s new book, Eat The Ones You Love, available now, is fantastic, a horrible little goblin of a novel that’s about working retail with somebody you are deeply crushing on and about a plant that eats people
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
A white peahen in Colombia!
May 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
May 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
New meme format just dropped
May 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The gang’s all here, a great day to be a bookish millennial
May 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Contacted David Cullinane about his trans rights fuck up. You should too. You don’t need to have perfect arguments, just tell him he’s fucked up. Here’s my email if anybody needs a kickstart.
April 26, 2025 at 10:51 AM