Elon Promise says he will put people on Mars, and the best he can do is put a "Back in 5 minutes" sign up when his platform crashes and his grok of shite empties. Sundar Pichai was warning about this scenario on the BBC this morning.

From the famous "A Game of Two Halves" book of manger excuses.

"Loves a drink", British apples, save a donkey, London Transport.. bull shit. He's a greedy attention seeking cnut.

Why? Reminds me of EltonJohn doing Snickers Bar adverts. What the fuck is wrong with you people? Is it a disease you acquire with fame?

Can this finally be the moment that Ivan Yates joins George Hook in the curmudgeon snug of a local pub?

Jesus Christ!

Shit president - excellent troller

Not exactly the picture of military strength that Putin would wish to see circulating. Share it widely.

For the record, this is what Paul Treyvard looks like now, and not that fresh-faced young fella in the collage. Hate doth...

A splinter anti-establishment, sovereign citizen, movement that had its head turned (and pockets lined) by MAGA, infiltrated by nazis and ultra-nationalists & emboldened by the pandemic. Disaffected working-class areas, where huge IPAS centres are being located, make fertile ground for recruitment.

Stoked by the same instigators who were responsible for the Dublin city centre riots two years ago. Rioters from then are only beginning to face justice now, and the dirty dozen online inciters have never been charged. Justice delayed plus justice denied. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQta...

"Petrichor" or ceependadusdown in Latin.

Cheeky wrens summer-nested and raised at least one brood outside our front door, even though the external light was regularly on and there was a reasonable amount of human traffic to and frow. Might they winter there, and might they return in summer?

Young Offenders down in Cork pegging stones again

Excellent episode. @k8lister.bsky.social is one of the best podcast hosts on the planet- but you met her more than halfway on this one. Really engaging.

My facial recognition neurons scream "danger danger".

Dangerously high and pumped. Keep him away from buttons and sharp objects until he calms down.