AlanGorithm™️
alangorithm.bsky.social
AlanGorithm™️
@alangorithm.bsky.social
Cymro.
Flâneur.
Yesterday, you couldn’t move in London without bumping into a Muckspreader.
December 12, 2024 at 11:44 AM
Crikey. 🔥
December 1, 2024 at 10:20 AM
Meanwhile, in that completely sane space that we used to call home..
November 28, 2024 at 6:15 PM
Let us make the sign of the Chomp.
Flo be with you.
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Just imagine if heaven actually existed, and you somehow managed to fluke it in past the bouncers…
…Only to find Russell fucking Brand was also in there. 😬
November 22, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Incredible life story. From Newcastle’s centre-forward to El Presidente of Argentina. 🙌 🇦🇷
November 22, 2024 at 11:33 AM
Can’t wait for the new blockbuster west-end musical
“Get Off Moi Larrrnnnnnd”. 🎶
November 20, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Oi, 🇺🇸…
November 6, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Didn’t know there was a Cardiff F1 Grand Prix this year.
November 3, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Speaking of blind, well done for landing the coveted Specsavers gig.
November 1, 2024 at 5:52 PM
At least he’s finally put up an honest Twitter Bio.
October 29, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Timely reminder to donate to Wikipedia.✅
October 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
“Throw off your mental chains
(Ooo-ooo-Oo)” 🎶
October 6, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Absolutely loving Ade Edmonson’s new comic creation.
Best since Vyvyan. Bravo 👏
October 6, 2024 at 9:31 AM
September 26, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Fontevraud.
August 17, 2024 at 12:06 PM
August 16, 2024 at 2:10 PM
August 16, 2024 at 11:53 AM
‘Rawdogging’.
Nice to finally have a name for that thing that people do in finance meetings.
August 15, 2024 at 7:56 AM
If Farrow & Ball were naming this colour, what would they call it?
August 8, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Struggling to break old habits, but I’ll get there..
August 7, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Nice to breathe in some fresh Blue Sky air after the stench of teenage-boy’s-bedroom from the other place…
August 7, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Anyone ever noticed Space Karen’s uncanny resemblance to a tortoise?
August 7, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Hello Twitter renegades (from back when it was good).
Looking to follow some likeminded folk on here.
Please re-Tweet 😘
August 6, 2024 at 9:12 PM