Alan J
alanej.bsky.social
Alan J
@alanej.bsky.social
Artist, trivia host, film lover.
Disclaimer I love Dua Lipa

But I find it so funny that even in a music video called "DANCE THE NIGHT" she barely dances in it
August 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I'm just now realizing they GOT RID OF LES POISSONS talk about a giant fucking fumble

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Oh. No.

I had heard tale of the Scuttlebutt but witnessing it is something else..

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I love the idea of Ursula doing the "Flotsam Jetsam now I've got her boys" part and Ariel being like, sorry, what did you just whisper to those eels?

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I told my partner this movie was too dark and she thought I was being racist

I'm not! it's literally LIT so fucking dark!!

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"They Killed Your Mother" - King Triton

"What" - me

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Why the fuck did they give Eric the most boring song in the world

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I don't understand why they wanted "realistic" Sebastian and Flounder. Fish and Crabs are boring AF to look at. That's why the cartoon look is so much better!

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Okay I'm watching the live action little mermaid

They really fumbled prince Eric, one of the hottest cartoon characters. This dude is bland af, sorry bruh

#thelittlemermaid2023
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Madonna in the "Hung Up" video clearly doesn't know how DDR works
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
watching old school late 90s music videos
the thing about "Genie in a Bottle" is that in most depictions of genies, there's not a "right way" to rub the lamp, so the premise is inherently flawed

in this essay, I'll
July 20, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I love those instagram memes that say "NO CHEATING! Post your most recent pet pic!" As if someone would "cheat" if they weren't told not to
December 21, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Laughed way too hard making this
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 PM
My partner mistook a pile of socks for our cat and you best believe I am never letting her forget it
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
None of the contestants on a recent Jeopardy episode knew the pop duo that performed the song "A Little Respect"

This is Erasure erasure
February 18, 2024 at 7:37 AM
Emeril looks like he's smiling through the pain
February 17, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Regarding love is blind s6: fuck Jimmy, justice for Trevor, AD run away from Clay immediately, and what the fuck does she call that "bean dip"
February 17, 2024 at 2:44 AM
There's no small talk, only small people
February 11, 2024 at 10:41 PM
Can't believe they finally revealed who the REAL agent Argylle is and nobody is talking about it
February 11, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Went to see live music tonight and the headlining band finished their set with a CREED cover and I don't know how to feel about that
February 10, 2024 at 7:11 AM
How do I find cool ppl to follow on here, help me I'm lost
February 8, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Hello Mr Blue Sky

Please tell us why

You had to hide away for so long
February 7, 2024 at 7:34 AM