Al & Val 's Modern Homesteading Life
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We're building our own Modern Homestead, learning as we go. We're Alan and Valantine, an older couple exploring modern homesteading and self-sufficiency. We began our journey in upstate New York back in June of 2022 https://www.youtube.com/@alvalonline
You can achieve this in actuality by simply removing the test scores of trump and his court jesters.
December 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
You can achieve this in actuality by simply removing the test scores of trump and his court jesters.
And it's STILL 450 times LESS than what a racist POS has in TESLA stock. And pays NO taxes on it.
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
And it's STILL 450 times LESS than what a racist POS has in TESLA stock. And pays NO taxes on it.
Wouldn't hurt my feelings if they increased that to 100% reduction. Along with almost every other corporate entity.
December 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Wouldn't hurt my feelings if they increased that to 100% reduction. Along with almost every other corporate entity.
Well, what if every sane American decided to proudly support LBGTQ rights and oppose ICE in every post and comment they make. If they're looking for work, let's give it to 'em.
a poster that says we are all human
Alt: a poster that says we are all human
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December 10, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Well, what if every sane American decided to proudly support LBGTQ rights and oppose ICE in every post and comment they make. If they're looking for work, let's give it to 'em.
You misheard him. He said his inlaws love his odor. Anything else is fake nudes.
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
You misheard him. He said his inlaws love his odor. Anything else is fake nudes.
I lived in Wilmington for a few years just as 40 was being extended to it. I never really used it except for the massive flooding in eastern NC after a hurricane made every other road impassible. I can remember looking out from the raised I-40 roadway and seeing nothing but water for miles...
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I lived in Wilmington for a few years just as 40 was being extended to it. I never really used it except for the massive flooding in eastern NC after a hurricane made every other road impassible. I can remember looking out from the raised I-40 roadway and seeing nothing but water for miles...
I hated having to get onto 40 anywhere. When I lived in Fayetteville, I had to use 40 going into Raleigh. Hated it. When I lived in Spruce Pine in the high country, I had to use it to get to Asheville. Hated it. And everywhere in between.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I hated having to get onto 40 anywhere. When I lived in Fayetteville, I had to use 40 going into Raleigh. Hated it. When I lived in Spruce Pine in the high country, I had to use it to get to Asheville. Hated it. And everywhere in between.
It's not like their leaders don't have any experience poisoning their minds. Cults have never ended well for the followers, nor their leaders.
December 9, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It's not like their leaders don't have any experience poisoning their minds. Cults have never ended well for the followers, nor their leaders.
I've taken shits older than that thing.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I've taken shits older than that thing.
The only thing that could have made this any better would have been to title it Walken on Broken Glass and had him appear in it somewhere. Dancing.
December 8, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The only thing that could have made this any better would have been to title it Walken on Broken Glass and had him appear in it somewhere. Dancing.
Yeah, I kinda miss that warm, balmy weather now. We haven't been above freezing for the past 6 or 7 days and that will extend into most of December here in upstate NY. About 10 to 12 inches of snow so far (it falls a little every day/night and just keeps building up more and more all winter).
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Yeah, I kinda miss that warm, balmy weather now. We haven't been above freezing for the past 6 or 7 days and that will extend into most of December here in upstate NY. About 10 to 12 inches of snow so far (it falls a little every day/night and just keeps building up more and more all winter).
Well Habba Dabba DO!
December 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Well Habba Dabba DO!
Habba Dabba DO!
December 8, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Habba Dabba DO!
Yes, only legitimate scammers such as banks, financial advisers, and those with subscriptions to Forbes should be allowed access to all of your financial accounts. Don't let "those other guys" take all our, we mean YOUR money...
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Yes, only legitimate scammers such as banks, financial advisers, and those with subscriptions to Forbes should be allowed access to all of your financial accounts. Don't let "those other guys" take all our, we mean YOUR money...
That money could get into the hands of even more terrorists if they didn't grab it themselves! Imagine the death and destruction if that happened!
December 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That money could get into the hands of even more terrorists if they didn't grab it themselves! Imagine the death and destruction if that happened!
If you're going to let us know who has all the money, the only fair thing would be to list the names of all of the 6.5 billion folks whose wealth equals those top 10 ashholes.
December 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
If you're going to let us know who has all the money, the only fair thing would be to list the names of all of the 6.5 billion folks whose wealth equals those top 10 ashholes.
This is Forbes money strategy now. Nothing left for poor people (the 99%) to do other than gamble what little money they have left on scratch offs, lotteries, and of course sports(and everything else) betting available everywhere you are.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is Forbes money strategy now. Nothing left for poor people (the 99%) to do other than gamble what little money they have left on scratch offs, lotteries, and of course sports(and everything else) betting available everywhere you are.
I see my old hometown right there in the middle. Grew up on the north side of Fayetteville off of 401. Just past Methodist College. Sorry, Methodist UNIVERSITY now. (My dad worked with Terry Sanford and others to open it and was the 1st Chaplain/Prof. of Religion and eventually, Academic Dean.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I see my old hometown right there in the middle. Grew up on the north side of Fayetteville off of 401. Just past Methodist College. Sorry, Methodist UNIVERSITY now. (My dad worked with Terry Sanford and others to open it and was the 1st Chaplain/Prof. of Religion and eventually, Academic Dean.
When you say "banged", you meant it in the "chihuahua ankle humps a nearby foot" sense?
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
When you say "banged", you meant it in the "chihuahua ankle humps a nearby foot" sense?
What ever happened to all those Diabetes injectibles that were suddenly all the rage a while back? Did they already cure all the cases of diabetes?
December 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What ever happened to all those Diabetes injectibles that were suddenly all the rage a while back? Did they already cure all the cases of diabetes?
I just learned I'd won the Bvigneux Thermometer Peace Prize and a 4% off coupon for my next purchase!
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I just learned I'd won the Bvigneux Thermometer Peace Prize and a 4% off coupon for my next purchase!
They'd be perfect for the 45/47 baby in office presently. (sorry, I can't see 45/47 together and NOT think of that yuge ugleee baybe in office now...)
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
They'd be perfect for the 45/47 baby in office presently. (sorry, I can't see 45/47 together and NOT think of that yuge ugleee baybe in office now...)
He's starting to look like a cartoon of himself. I've seen that face somewhere before... I know it.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
He's starting to look like a cartoon of himself. I've seen that face somewhere before... I know it.
You can still BE a Venetian Patrician! KEWL! Sign me up!
December 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
You can still BE a Venetian Patrician! KEWL! Sign me up!