Alan Brown
@alanbrowndna.bsky.social
Ad agency owner. Dad. Political junkie. Die-hard Buckeye. Seattle, Palm Springs, Chicago.
Let's be honest, it's not a "ballroom", it's a bunker. BUNKER. A ballroom doesn't need bulletproof glass or a drone-proof ceiling. And the inauguration happens on the Capitol (unless your chicken-shit about crowd size).
January 9, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Let's be honest, it's not a "ballroom", it's a bunker. BUNKER. A ballroom doesn't need bulletproof glass or a drone-proof ceiling. And the inauguration happens on the Capitol (unless your chicken-shit about crowd size).
We live in such a weird fucking world.
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
We live in such a weird fucking world.
She is an awful person.
December 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
She is an awful person.
.... says the garbage man who complains 24/7.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
.... says the garbage man who complains 24/7.
His endorsement is actually a curse.
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
His endorsement is actually a curse.
He's so f'ing stupid...
November 11, 2025 at 8:11 PM
He's so f'ing stupid...
Let them eat cake!
October 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Let them eat cake!
What do you plan to do about it?
September 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
What do you plan to do about it?
Yet Trump called Harris as fascist, Marxist and communist who was a danger to the country. Thoughts on that?
September 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Yet Trump called Harris as fascist, Marxist and communist who was a danger to the country. Thoughts on that?
Gym said the same thing in the Ohio State wrestling team locker room.
September 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Gym said the same thing in the Ohio State wrestling team locker room.
Thoughts and prayers.
August 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Thoughts and prayers.
@governor.ca.gov is crushing it with his social campaign.
August 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@governor.ca.gov is crushing it with his social campaign.
something is really wrong with her...
July 1, 2025 at 11:53 PM
something is really wrong with her...
Ate there a few weeks ago. So good!
July 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Ate there a few weeks ago. So good!