The only problem with dogs is that they don't live forever. Rest easy, Princess Charliebean. You'll always be my favorite dog.

If someone skilled made it, it's artisinal. If I made it, it's autismnal.

@ryanlindley.bsky.social hahaha remember this one?

Decided to try a new Kendrick song as my morning alarm. Hearing Kung-Fu Kenny scream "MUUSSSSSSTTTTAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDD" is a great way to start the day.

JT went to the Eras tour and now twitter is unusable today.

@deegaud.bsky.social

A lot of the chuds on twitter seem to be bothered by the recent shift to this place. You'd think they'd be happy all the people they claim to hate are leaving.

Wait... They won last night?!

Hey @ryanlindley.bsky.social, is Mrs. Lindley here too?

If a zombie bites someone they turn into a zombie. The same thing doesn't happen when a toddler bites someone, does it? I don't feel so great.

I want to buy a giant gothic house in Baltimore. A Maryland Mansion.