Alana
@alanamichelle.bsky.social
i feel you creeping i can see it from my shadow
My son is 6 months old
March 29, 2025 at 4:59 AM
My son is 6 months old
My cat has histrionic personality disorder
March 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My cat has histrionic personality disorder
my dad sent my brother a really deranged text about his sex life so I put it on a mug as a gift 🎁
March 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
my dad sent my brother a really deranged text about his sex life so I put it on a mug as a gift 🎁
I have a plug that goes beyond levels of what I previously thought possible
January 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I have a plug that goes beyond levels of what I previously thought possible
Wolfgang read the cards & saw that ur outta alignment
January 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wolfgang read the cards & saw that ur outta alignment
if there’s 1 thing my cat will do it’s watch a movie
December 27, 2024 at 6:00 PM
if there’s 1 thing my cat will do it’s watch a movie
Seriously that’s how u flatter a girl
December 24, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Seriously that’s how u flatter a girl
y’all want some bees
December 23, 2024 at 5:34 PM
y’all want some bees
true story when i was a kid i sold gatorade bottles of bees to my neighbors for 1$.00 like a lemonade stand 🍋🐝😔
December 23, 2024 at 5:31 PM
true story when i was a kid i sold gatorade bottles of bees to my neighbors for 1$.00 like a lemonade stand 🍋🐝😔
i had a profesh color season analysis today & learned that i have absolutely no business wearing 82% of the colors in my closet.. it was riveting..
December 22, 2024 at 5:08 AM
i had a profesh color season analysis today & learned that i have absolutely no business wearing 82% of the colors in my closet.. it was riveting..
… What about pee pee
December 20, 2024 at 8:17 PM
… What about pee pee
if u think i play about getting my proper fuel ur fuckin crazy
December 20, 2024 at 7:34 PM
if u think i play about getting my proper fuel ur fuckin crazy
like it or not this is the best outcome for a brother/sister relationship in adulthood
December 20, 2024 at 5:38 AM
like it or not this is the best outcome for a brother/sister relationship in adulthood
that’s a full bunny.
December 20, 2024 at 4:05 AM
that’s a full bunny.
paranoid the chef hates me or the rat under his cap does
December 19, 2024 at 11:59 PM
paranoid the chef hates me or the rat under his cap does
found these for my baby’s nursery
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 PM
found these for my baby’s nursery
the cards say that scratching the innocent is wrong but he doesn’t get that smfffh
December 18, 2024 at 4:56 AM
the cards say that scratching the innocent is wrong but he doesn’t get that smfffh
is the McRib Cinderella. will the McRib turn back into a pile of rubber after midnight
December 14, 2024 at 8:44 PM
is the McRib Cinderella. will the McRib turn back into a pile of rubber after midnight