Alan Helliwell
@alan160755.bsky.social
99% genetically northern English, 100% global citizen.
“Lord Dannatt had breached the code of conduct by corresponding with ministers and government officials about three companies - UK Nitrogen, Teledyne UK and Blue International Holdings - in which he had a financial interest.”
November 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
“Lord Dannatt had breached the code of conduct by corresponding with ministers and government officials about three companies - UK Nitrogen, Teledyne UK and Blue International Holdings - in which he had a financial interest.”
Who could have guessed that Myopic Dumb Dom would have pre-prepared a long, tedious defence of his widely recognised ‘brilliance’ as the master of the Boris Covid universe?
Not just me was it? 🤣
Not just me was it? 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Who could have guessed that Myopic Dumb Dom would have pre-prepared a long, tedious defence of his widely recognised ‘brilliance’ as the master of the Boris Covid universe?
Not just me was it? 🤣
Not just me was it? 🤣
Fair summary of today’s shitshow!
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Fair summary of today’s shitshow!
Cold War Steve brilliance!
Where’s Blue Labour!?
Where’s Wally Starmer??
😂😂😂
Where’s Blue Labour!?
Where’s Wally Starmer??
😂😂😂
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cold War Steve brilliance!
Where’s Blue Labour!?
Where’s Wally Starmer??
😂😂😂
Where’s Blue Labour!?
Where’s Wally Starmer??
😂😂😂
It seems that the global fascist movement (UK representative the Russian assert & traitor Lord Haw Haw Farage) is focussing on controlling the media this week.
Back to their disdain for human rights next week.
Back to their disdain for human rights next week.
November 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
It seems that the global fascist movement (UK representative the Russian assert & traitor Lord Haw Haw Farage) is focussing on controlling the media this week.
Back to their disdain for human rights next week.
Back to their disdain for human rights next week.
Whilst our media fret about which mansion Mr Andy will live in, the world beyond their myopia continues apace.
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Whilst our media fret about which mansion Mr Andy will live in, the world beyond their myopia continues apace.
Tonight BBCQT will be hosted by Fiona Bruce dressed as Lord Haw Haw.
It will be broadcast live from the Reichstag in Berlin so that the star ⭐ guest (the far right’s favourite extremist) Mad Matt Goodwin can feel at home in his SS uniform.
It will be broadcast live from the Reichstag in Berlin so that the star ⭐ guest (the far right’s favourite extremist) Mad Matt Goodwin can feel at home in his SS uniform.
October 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Tonight BBCQT will be hosted by Fiona Bruce dressed as Lord Haw Haw.
It will be broadcast live from the Reichstag in Berlin so that the star ⭐ guest (the far right’s favourite extremist) Mad Matt Goodwin can feel at home in his SS uniform.
It will be broadcast live from the Reichstag in Berlin so that the star ⭐ guest (the far right’s favourite extremist) Mad Matt Goodwin can feel at home in his SS uniform.
Kruger.
The Tory Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe is now the ReformUK Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe.
A different coloured rosette, but still the same amoral lowlife he has always been.
The Tory Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe is now the ReformUK Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe.
A different coloured rosette, but still the same amoral lowlife he has always been.
September 27, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Kruger.
The Tory Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe is now the ReformUK Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe.
A different coloured rosette, but still the same amoral lowlife he has always been.
The Tory Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe is now the ReformUK Christian-fascist, white supremacist, Islamophobe.
A different coloured rosette, but still the same amoral lowlife he has always been.
South African Fascist Musk’s Pet Fascist English Thug.
September 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
South African Fascist Musk’s Pet Fascist English Thug.
If Starmer isn’t ejected from UKLabour by Xmas, I will be spending most of my time in Scotland, rejoining the humanitarian world and campaigning for the SNP.
September 1, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If Starmer isn’t ejected from UKLabour by Xmas, I will be spending most of my time in Scotland, rejoining the humanitarian world and campaigning for the SNP.
This is the level Starmer has sunk to. Beneath all reasonable definitions of the bottom of the barrel.
August 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This is the level Starmer has sunk to. Beneath all reasonable definitions of the bottom of the barrel.
When you are a far right Tory chancer, you are likely to attract nasty fascist people. First J D Vance, then Eddy Butler! Next up Nigel Farage?
August 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When you are a far right Tory chancer, you are likely to attract nasty fascist people. First J D Vance, then Eddy Butler! Next up Nigel Farage?
Labour/Conservatives/Reform.
Three cheeks of the same arse.
All embedded in the Gaza genocide.
Three cheeks of the same arse.
All embedded in the Gaza genocide.
August 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Labour/Conservatives/Reform.
Three cheeks of the same arse.
All embedded in the Gaza genocide.
Three cheeks of the same arse.
All embedded in the Gaza genocide.
BBC will be particularly delighted with the results of its incessant promotion of fascist ‘froggy Mcfrogface.’
August 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
BBC will be particularly delighted with the results of its incessant promotion of fascist ‘froggy Mcfrogface.’
Not just Sky.
BBCNews & Politics are at the forefront of promoting the far right.
Evidence includes…..
BBCNews & Politics are at the forefront of promoting the far right.
Evidence includes…..
August 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not just Sky.
BBCNews & Politics are at the forefront of promoting the far right.
Evidence includes…..
BBCNews & Politics are at the forefront of promoting the far right.
Evidence includes…..
I am going to post this factual tweet every week until BBC Politics ceases to promote fascism at every opportunity.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Do you?
Follow Get A Grip on X.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Do you?
Follow Get A Grip on X.
August 2, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am going to post this factual tweet every week until BBC Politics ceases to promote fascism at every opportunity.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Do you?
Follow Get A Grip on X.
I don’t think that’s unreasonable. Do you?
Follow Get A Grip on X.
Is this real!?
Whether it is or not, Keir Starmer is a tribute act to Nigel Farage. Who is a tribute act to Oswald Mosley. Who was a tribute act to Adolf Hitler.
Simple as that.
Racists one and all.
Please mark them all as ‘trash’ and put them out with the recycling.
Next up……….?
Whether it is or not, Keir Starmer is a tribute act to Nigel Farage. Who is a tribute act to Oswald Mosley. Who was a tribute act to Adolf Hitler.
Simple as that.
Racists one and all.
Please mark them all as ‘trash’ and put them out with the recycling.
Next up……….?
July 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Is this real!?
Whether it is or not, Keir Starmer is a tribute act to Nigel Farage. Who is a tribute act to Oswald Mosley. Who was a tribute act to Adolf Hitler.
Simple as that.
Racists one and all.
Please mark them all as ‘trash’ and put them out with the recycling.
Next up……….?
Whether it is or not, Keir Starmer is a tribute act to Nigel Farage. Who is a tribute act to Oswald Mosley. Who was a tribute act to Adolf Hitler.
Simple as that.
Racists one and all.
Please mark them all as ‘trash’ and put them out with the recycling.
Next up……….?
Explicitly complicit in crimes against humanity……
June 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Explicitly complicit in crimes against humanity……
If the morons of ReformUK weren’t already on a Putin/Trump inspired mission to destroy the democracy & credibility of the UK, this pathetic letter could be widely used as an exemplar of how uninformed idiots tend to inadvertently soil themselves in public.
It can however be used as evidence.
It can however be used as evidence.
June 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
If the morons of ReformUK weren’t already on a Putin/Trump inspired mission to destroy the democracy & credibility of the UK, this pathetic letter could be widely used as an exemplar of how uninformed idiots tend to inadvertently soil themselves in public.
It can however be used as evidence.
It can however be used as evidence.
Cold War Steve
Genius.
Genius.
May 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Cold War Steve
Genius.
Genius.
How far the Labour Party has fallen.
Starmer is an absolute disgrace.
Starmer is an absolute disgrace.
May 18, 2025 at 7:48 PM
How far the Labour Party has fallen.
Starmer is an absolute disgrace.
Starmer is an absolute disgrace.
Long standing, completely invisible, long time Tory county councillor Dan Harrison has swapped rosettes to join Reform. And assume the role as Leader. He is joined by deputy, allegedly an Andrew Tate fanboy.
I’ll give the regime less time than Lettuce Liz.
I’ll give the regime less time than Lettuce Liz.
May 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Long standing, completely invisible, long time Tory county councillor Dan Harrison has swapped rosettes to join Reform. And assume the role as Leader. He is joined by deputy, allegedly an Andrew Tate fanboy.
I’ll give the regime less time than Lettuce Liz.
I’ll give the regime less time than Lettuce Liz.
Same as it ever was. Just more stupid. Just more racist. Just more fascist.
May 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Same as it ever was. Just more stupid. Just more racist. Just more fascist.
The Daily Mail didn’t bother acknowledging VE Day on its front page. Presumably because it has a long history of promoting and supporting fascism. For example, ‘Hurrah for the Blackshirts’ in the 1930’s, and a regular hurrah for Farage’s new authoritarian far right venture ReformUK.
May 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
The Daily Mail didn’t bother acknowledging VE Day on its front page. Presumably because it has a long history of promoting and supporting fascism. For example, ‘Hurrah for the Blackshirts’ in the 1930’s, and a regular hurrah for Farage’s new authoritarian far right venture ReformUK.