Always good to see West Ham alumni like Declan Rice making something of less fortunate teams - Rice 2 Real Madrid 0

A free birthday beer from the nice people at BrewDog

That wasn’t a penalty. Equaliser was inevitable #westham

I wonder how many people have done their tax return whilst listening to Cozy Powell playing Dance With The Devil / The Man In Black. I'm guessing somewhere around 1

Brave call to have the final signature round of Bake Off a working replica of the Hadron Collider made out of choux pastry and fresh quince jam

The first round of the Channel 5 boxing suggests Harlem Eubank’s strategy will be hugging Erdogan to a standstill. The bout is taking place in almost total silence.

To celebrate my first post I’m cracking open this cheeky white, which I bought home off a BA flight due to it being lukewarm at the time. It has a subtle hint of aviation fuel which tries but fails to offset the edgy aftertaste of warm plastic, rendering a glass unnecessary.