Lalli
LightNews LightNews
banner
alalli89.bsky.social
Lalli
@alalli89.bsky.social
890 followers 1.6K following 1.7K posts
(He/Him) The most optimistic doom-scroller this side of the Cascades 🏔️
Posts Replies Media Videos
alalli89.bsky.social
UConn football sitting at 43rd after finishing their regular season while just barely behind a perennial SEC power and above a team that doesn’t realize they aren’t actually a state
Weekly NCAA football rankings showing UConn at 43 behind LSU (42) and above East Carolina (44) while noting that East Carolina is not a state.
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Had this one locked and loaded too 😅
Screenshot of an unposted skeet for potential UConn shame
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
This distinguished gentleman was able to figure out the water treadmill today, hoping UConn’s run defense can also figure some stuff out in the 2nd half 🤷🏻‍♂️
The goofiest boy of a husky walking in a water treadmill, his facial expressions show that he is less than amused.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Let’s go UConn, lock up a bowl berth and keep the 10-win season dream alive 🐺
Picture of Kendrick Lamar hitting an owl piñata.
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Missed this last week (and don’t want to jinx anything before the FAU game today) but if this happens for UConn it would need to be called “The Who Has More Wins in the ACC Gasparilla Bowl…brought to you by Bad Boys Mowers”
A screenshot from ESPN of UConn being projected to play Florida State in the Gasparilla Bowl.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
NEVER MIND I BROKE THE APP BY CONSTANTLY REFRESHING THE PAGE FOR 20 MINUTE STRAIGHT! SUCK IT TICKETMASTER IM SPENDING DEVIL’S NIGHT WITH THE USED AND MCR 🖤🖤🖤
A confirmation page from the hell-hole that is Ticketmaster saying that I got tickets for the MCR show at the Hollywood Bowl.
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Happy 12th birthday to my favorite floof! Love ya, my Tony-boy 🥳🥹
A beared man wearing a tie-dye Jurassic Park shirt pets a husky on his neck. The husky is very pleased by this.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Happy with the win for football, but it’s time to get into the headspace for some top-10 Husky basketball
Seinfeld “I gotta focus. I’m shifting into soup mode.” meme, but “soup” has been replaced by “basketball capitol of the world.”
November 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Apologies, it was 19 total plays, almost 12 minutes and 97 yards… @sickoscommittee.org
Screencap of the game cast of Air Force at UConn in football
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
No drink yet, so getting creative with it 🐺
Doing a UConn certified tap-in™️ on the back of my husky. He is not amused.
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Getting UConn involved with another crazy rivalry trophy, you say?
Graphic of Jim Mora Jr. with the text “WARNING” at the bottom
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
The world is a cold and dark place, but I was somehow given the gift of being able to time up when tickets go on sale to always get them so suck on that, Ticketmaster!
Ticketmaster confirmation screen for tickets to Hayley Williams’ tour in 2026.
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Different week, different temperature for a cider drink, hopefully another UConn dub though
A picture of an apple cider soda from Zylberschtein’s Delicatessen & Bakery in Seattle, WA. They are “tapping in”, as the kids say, for the luck of the UConn football huskies
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Did season 3 of The White Lotus predict the mood in Durham after Duke loses to UConn in football today? I guess time will only tell 🤷🏻‍♂️
Picture from season 3 of the White Lotus where a character wearing a Duke shirt contemplates the thought of losing to UConn in football as well as realizing that they don’t have the same number of national championships as UConn’s men’s basketball team
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
What’s mine is yours, brethren 🫡
Meme of Bugs Bunny superimposed over the Soviet Union flag. The caption reads “OUR MEME”
November 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Cleaned it up a bit for you
A photoshopped picture of a Variety article that now reads “LISTEN: Bloodbath” with a picture of Sam Reich giving a facial expression as if he does understand the context of “bloodbath”.
November 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
My mood towards the NYC mayoral race now that the first drop from Seattle has happened
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
alalli89.bsky.social
As a UConn alum/Seattleite I very much so appreciated this chapter
A picture of the chapter titled “ THE SUE BIRD BACKPEDAL” from “Expensive Basketball” by Shea Serrano with a picture of Sue done by Ian Klarer
November 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
alalli89.bsky.social
Normal goings on for the start of UConn/UAB @sickoscommittee.org
A vampire and SpongeBob commentating on a college football game
November 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Cider be hot so it’s a partial #tapin but full-on in spirit 🐺
A picture of someone putting their right index finger close to an open cup of hot spiced apple cider at Rachel’s Bagels and Burritos in Seattle, WA.
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Happy Halloween from our lil (and thankfully dry) stoop! 💀🎃
Picture of a front door to an apartment. To the left, there’s a plastic skeleton wearing a witch’s hat and holding a broomstick surrounded by pumpkins 2 of which are carved jack-o-lanterns of Derpy and Sussy from “KPop Demon Hunters”. The door has a black spider web “Happy Halloween” sign lit up by orange lights.
November 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
alalli89.bsky.social
Florence Welch, noted fan of Seattle hockey 🦑
Screen shot from Apple Music of the song “Kraken” by Florence + the Machine
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Got my weekend reading all set thanks to @sheaserrano.bsky.social 🏀
Picture of a hardcover edition of “Expensive Basketball” by Shea Serrano
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
alalli89.bsky.social
When I’m in a “forget how to tackle” contest and I see that my opponent is the UConn defense
Squidward puckered face meme
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
alalli89.bsky.social
Meme of Scarlett Johansson crying in “A Marriage Story”. A Miami Heat hat is not photoshopped on to her head like I usually do for these posts because I already don’t have the time for their nonsense.
October 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM