Revelle
@alakritous.bsky.social
2min into dog walk. Sprite poops.
I'm prepared. I scoop with a poop bag bag. There's a hole in the poop bag. My fingers are covered in hot poop.
I'm prepared. I scrub my hand on the grass, double bag the poop, use my travel hand sanitizer, and we continue.
Endure and survive.
I'm prepared. I scoop with a poop bag bag. There's a hole in the poop bag. My fingers are covered in hot poop.
I'm prepared. I scrub my hand on the grass, double bag the poop, use my travel hand sanitizer, and we continue.
Endure and survive.
August 8, 2025 at 2:48 PM
2min into dog walk. Sprite poops.
I'm prepared. I scoop with a poop bag bag. There's a hole in the poop bag. My fingers are covered in hot poop.
I'm prepared. I scrub my hand on the grass, double bag the poop, use my travel hand sanitizer, and we continue.
Endure and survive.
I'm prepared. I scoop with a poop bag bag. There's a hole in the poop bag. My fingers are covered in hot poop.
I'm prepared. I scrub my hand on the grass, double bag the poop, use my travel hand sanitizer, and we continue.
Endure and survive.
Two pups, one cat, and one monkey next to the remains of a screen, RIP. Missing: little lion Who turned 3 yesterday!
August 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Two pups, one cat, and one monkey next to the remains of a screen, RIP. Missing: little lion Who turned 3 yesterday!
I would like to share 10 seconds of the Sound of Peace with you all
March 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I would like to share 10 seconds of the Sound of Peace with you all
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Are there any other examples of times when reality breaks grammar and we just have to deal with it?
Example: Zero...it's a number so it has to be singular or plural, but since it isn't singular or plural, we just made it plural. "There are zero marbles."
Example: Zero...it's a number so it has to be singular or plural, but since it isn't singular or plural, we just made it plural. "There are zero marbles."
March 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Are there any other examples of times when reality breaks grammar and we just have to deal with it?
Example: Zero...it's a number so it has to be singular or plural, but since it isn't singular or plural, we just made it plural. "There are zero marbles."
Example: Zero...it's a number so it has to be singular or plural, but since it isn't singular or plural, we just made it plural. "There are zero marbles."
Time to find out if I subscribe to the Unicorn Overlord hype I've read about 🎉🎮
February 17, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Time to find out if I subscribe to the Unicorn Overlord hype I've read about 🎉🎮