Alain Alfaro
@alainalfaro.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Filmmaker. Latino-American. Television producer at NBC
The White Lotus season 3 opening song was annoying when I first heard but now I’m addicted to it.
April 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The White Lotus season 3 opening song was annoying when I first heard but now I’m addicted to it.
In high school I once ordered a bunch of Chinese food to a neighbors house as a prank and watched from my window as the delivery guy tried to deliver the food but then was turned away. I thought it’d be funny but it was genuinely anti-climactic.
March 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
In high school I once ordered a bunch of Chinese food to a neighbors house as a prank and watched from my window as the delivery guy tried to deliver the food but then was turned away. I thought it’d be funny but it was genuinely anti-climactic.
Me to my four-year old:
Hey, bud. Ten more minutes…
Twenty minutes later:
Hey, five more minutes…
Ten minutes more later:
Two more minutes, kiddo…
Five minutes more later…
One more minute, kid…
Twenty minutes more later:
All right, buddy, that’s it
Hey, bud. Ten more minutes…
Twenty minutes later:
Hey, five more minutes…
Ten minutes more later:
Two more minutes, kiddo…
Five minutes more later…
One more minute, kid…
Twenty minutes more later:
All right, buddy, that’s it
March 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Me to my four-year old:
Hey, bud. Ten more minutes…
Twenty minutes later:
Hey, five more minutes…
Ten minutes more later:
Two more minutes, kiddo…
Five minutes more later…
One more minute, kid…
Twenty minutes more later:
All right, buddy, that’s it
Hey, bud. Ten more minutes…
Twenty minutes later:
Hey, five more minutes…
Ten minutes more later:
Two more minutes, kiddo…
Five minutes more later…
One more minute, kid…
Twenty minutes more later:
All right, buddy, that’s it
THE EMPEROR IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES!!!
February 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
THE EMPEROR IS NOT WEARING ANY CLOTHES!!!
I can’t believe a rap diss track won record of the year at the Grammys. Young me listening to “Either” would not have believed this. Kendrick Lamar! Yes 👏🏼 Now I have a reason to watch the superbowl.
…but let’s not forget that our country is being ran by clowns with selfish intentions.
…but let’s not forget that our country is being ran by clowns with selfish intentions.
February 3, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I can’t believe a rap diss track won record of the year at the Grammys. Young me listening to “Either” would not have believed this. Kendrick Lamar! Yes 👏🏼 Now I have a reason to watch the superbowl.
…but let’s not forget that our country is being ran by clowns with selfish intentions.
…but let’s not forget that our country is being ran by clowns with selfish intentions.
Just remembering that time my 7-year-old daughter called my wife’s bra “booby traps”
January 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just remembering that time my 7-year-old daughter called my wife’s bra “booby traps”