So tight and wet they call me

Creating a homunculus in my gravity bong, every rip gives it a bit more of my soul

It was all a Blur after she gave me that Badhead

Going through Sun Tzu's Art of War taught me that I don't know how to read Chinese

Illegalize child-resistant packaging on pill bottles. We need the next generation to grow stronger through a gauntlet of pilfered heart medications and xanax. #autismmom #autismmomagainsttylenol

The NBA Youngboy lobster bisque ramen has rendered me infertile. #plannedparenthood

The sole purpose of this quantum teleportation business should be to reduce the lag time of lovense devices. Everything else is frivolous and wasteful.

They said my rose bush was leggy. #autismmom

What's up, sneeze? Haha just a little joke

Lil freak

Haurgh