Alan McClintock
@al-mc.bsky.social
Primate on the planet Earth. 98.8% chimpanzee. 100% recycled super nova matter. And so are you.
I don’t know exactly what was going on in his shriveled, little pea brain, but I’d guess it was something along the lines of:
“If I swear an oath and my hand is not on the bible, it doesn’t really count…”
“If I swear an oath and my hand is not on the bible, it doesn’t really count…”
January 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I don’t know exactly what was going on in his shriveled, little pea brain, but I’d guess it was something along the lines of:
“If I swear an oath and my hand is not on the bible, it doesn’t really count…”
“If I swear an oath and my hand is not on the bible, it doesn’t really count…”
In Nosferatu, as Count Orlock was arriving to the European mainland, a pestilence preceded him. People were growing paranoid and superstitious, as a foreboding of evil filled the air.
You know, like Trump heading to the White House on January 20.
You know, like Trump heading to the White House on January 20.
December 28, 2024 at 1:21 AM
In Nosferatu, as Count Orlock was arriving to the European mainland, a pestilence preceded him. People were growing paranoid and superstitious, as a foreboding of evil filled the air.
You know, like Trump heading to the White House on January 20.
You know, like Trump heading to the White House on January 20.
And all this was during the big toilet paper shortage during Covid.
December 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
And all this was during the big toilet paper shortage during Covid.
If by “person” Time Magazine is referring to a convicted felon, rapist, braggart, traitor and buffoon with the IQ of a turnip, then yea.
#fucktrump
#fucktrump
December 12, 2024 at 10:16 PM
If by “person” Time Magazine is referring to a convicted felon, rapist, braggart, traitor and buffoon with the IQ of a turnip, then yea.
#fucktrump
#fucktrump
Mr Witty! Congrats on being CEO!
In honor of your new position, we got this shirt for you!
In honor of your new position, we got this shirt for you!
December 11, 2024 at 4:26 PM
Mr Witty! Congrats on being CEO!
In honor of your new position, we got this shirt for you!
In honor of your new position, we got this shirt for you!
Doucholini finally gets a White House pet.
December 8, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Doucholini finally gets a White House pet.
Remember when Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm, so as not to have any conflict of interest?
December 7, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Remember when Jimmy Carter gave up his peanut farm, so as not to have any conflict of interest?
Requiescat in inferno
December 6, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Requiescat in inferno
And this was in December of 2020. During the height of toilet paper hoarding.
December 3, 2024 at 12:10 AM
And this was in December of 2020. During the height of toilet paper hoarding.
Reposted by Alan McClintock
The next four years are gonna be bleak.
November 29, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The next four years are gonna be bleak.
Happy Thanksblepping from Feather!
November 28, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Happy Thanksblepping from Feather!
Featuring their hit single:
Run Johnny Run
Run Johnny Run
November 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Featuring their hit single:
Run Johnny Run
Run Johnny Run
The price of eggs is killin’ me, bro
November 23, 2024 at 5:21 PM
The price of eggs is killin’ me, bro
Trump’s dad was such an asshole, Woody Guthrie even wrote a song about him.
November 21, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Trump’s dad was such an asshole, Woody Guthrie even wrote a song about him.
Trump nominates Lizzie Borden as new Surgeon General.
November 21, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Trump nominates Lizzie Borden as new Surgeon General.
Hey! Al McClintock here. This is my very first post on Blue Sky!
I dumped my Twitter account after YOUKNOWWHO bought it, then didn’t buy it, then had to buy it. So fuck him anyway.
I dumped my Twitter account after YOUKNOWWHO bought it, then didn’t buy it, then had to buy it. So fuck him anyway.
November 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Hey! Al McClintock here. This is my very first post on Blue Sky!
I dumped my Twitter account after YOUKNOWWHO bought it, then didn’t buy it, then had to buy it. So fuck him anyway.
I dumped my Twitter account after YOUKNOWWHO bought it, then didn’t buy it, then had to buy it. So fuck him anyway.