Al Gore’s Head
@al-gores-head.bsky.social
I HAVE RIDDEN THE MIGHTY MOON-WORM!
-Jarred yet Ruggedly Handsome Head of 45th VP of the US Al Gore
-Leader of the Moon
-31st Century Man
-Democrat for over a Millennia
-The Moon rejects Fascism!!!
(Not associated with real Al Gore. Views are my own.)
-Jarred yet Ruggedly Handsome Head of 45th VP of the US Al Gore
-Leader of the Moon
-31st Century Man
-Democrat for over a Millennia
-The Moon rejects Fascism!!!
(Not associated with real Al Gore. Views are my own.)
If you hate Nazis (and I know you do, you sexy little anti-fascist), go watch Freaky Tales immediately. Stop what you’re doing and watch if, you’ll thank me later! #freakytales #fucknazis
August 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
If you hate Nazis (and I know you do, you sexy little anti-fascist), go watch Freaky Tales immediately. Stop what you’re doing and watch if, you’ll thank me later! #freakytales #fucknazis
Yes I bought Superman early, no you can’t borrow my password. But if you bring some beer or maybe a blunt you can watch it with me 😀 #superman
August 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yes I bought Superman early, no you can’t borrow my password. But if you bring some beer or maybe a blunt you can watch it with me 😀 #superman
Today in History, August 12th!
In 2671, the brave and noble soldiers of the Amoeba Planet begin their patriotic mission of wiping out the human race! Go get em boys!
Also today, @governor.ca.gov make a declaration in trumps native language.
#todayinhistory #california #newsom #amoebas
In 2671, the brave and noble soldiers of the Amoeba Planet begin their patriotic mission of wiping out the human race! Go get em boys!
Also today, @governor.ca.gov make a declaration in trumps native language.
#todayinhistory #california #newsom #amoebas
August 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Today in History, August 12th!
In 2671, the brave and noble soldiers of the Amoeba Planet begin their patriotic mission of wiping out the human race! Go get em boys!
Also today, @governor.ca.gov make a declaration in trumps native language.
#todayinhistory #california #newsom #amoebas
In 2671, the brave and noble soldiers of the Amoeba Planet begin their patriotic mission of wiping out the human race! Go get em boys!
Also today, @governor.ca.gov make a declaration in trumps native language.
#todayinhistory #california #newsom #amoebas
HOLY SHIT TEN THOUSAND!! POINT ONE! Thank y’all so much!! Y’all keep this up I MIGHT give yall the cure for space gonorrhea. Trust me, you guys are gonna need it when the alien sex cultists from Taboo VII get here in 2099. Thanks yall!!
June 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
HOLY SHIT TEN THOUSAND!! POINT ONE! Thank y’all so much!! Y’all keep this up I MIGHT give yall the cure for space gonorrhea. Trust me, you guys are gonna need it when the alien sex cultists from Taboo VII get here in 2099. Thanks yall!!
My mother met my dog Boris 🤣🤣🤣 the face of happiness
June 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My mother met my dog Boris 🤣🤣🤣 the face of happiness
9 whole thousand people! Wow that’s really amazing, thank y’all so damn much! I need to be more regular in my posts and I promise to do so, who knows, 10 thousand maybe?
June 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
9 whole thousand people! Wow that’s really amazing, thank y’all so damn much! I need to be more regular in my posts and I promise to do so, who knows, 10 thousand maybe?
My youngest son and our boy Bender. See the dignity and pride in their poses 🤣🤣🤣
May 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
My youngest son and our boy Bender. See the dignity and pride in their poses 🤣🤣🤣
I’m so sorry for your loss. I had my Goldie for 14 years before she passed on. I think about her every day, she was really the only friend I’ve ever had.
May 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m so sorry for your loss. I had my Goldie for 14 years before she passed on. I think about her every day, she was really the only friend I’ve ever had.
Teaching my baby girl about the finer things in life. #lordoftherings
May 22, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Teaching my baby girl about the finer things in life. #lordoftherings
Very cool!! I’m working on Voidscarred based off the lady gang the Moxx from Cyberpunk!
May 19, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Very cool!! I’m working on Voidscarred based off the lady gang the Moxx from Cyberpunk!
Son and I had to rebuild our fence gate yesterday, hot as hell but it felt good doing some nice manual labor.
May 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Son and I had to rebuild our fence gate yesterday, hot as hell but it felt good doing some nice manual labor.
The child has embraced Nurgle as her patron! Her dirty diapers please the Plaguefather so he sent her a Nurgling! #warhammer40k #nurgle #nurgling #chaosgods
May 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The child has embraced Nurgle as her patron! Her dirty diapers please the Plaguefather so he sent her a Nurgling! #warhammer40k #nurgle #nurgling #chaosgods
Dude is an idiot 🤣🤣🤣
May 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Dude is an idiot 🤣🤣🤣
Not doing anything for a few days work wise so I’m painting! Oh yeah I paint Warhammer models as therapy.
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Not doing anything for a few days work wise so I’m painting! Oh yeah I paint Warhammer models as therapy.
In the words of my two favorite drag queens, @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social , “it’s giving Mother”!
April 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
In the words of my two favorite drag queens, @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social , “it’s giving Mother”!
Wow man; 8,000 of you like what the Head in a Jar has to say, this is humbling and gratifying, thank y’all so much! More future history and modern insanity to come I’m sure! #thankyou
April 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Wow man; 8,000 of you like what the Head in a Jar has to say, this is humbling and gratifying, thank y’all so much! More future history and modern insanity to come I’m sure! #thankyou
I got me a little frenchie too, this is Boris, he looks like an old Russian guy who spent a dime in a gulag. He also likes Whataburger. 🤣
April 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I got me a little frenchie too, this is Boris, he looks like an old Russian guy who spent a dime in a gulag. He also likes Whataburger. 🤣
My boys, from the left, Boris, Bender and Bean.
April 12, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My boys, from the left, Boris, Bender and Bean.
Holy shit this made me laugh hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Holy shit this made me laugh hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m not supposed to say anything, temporal paradoxes and all that, but all the penguin business militarizes them and by 2210 they have one of the toughest armies on the planet.
April 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’m not supposed to say anything, temporal paradoxes and all that, but all the penguin business militarizes them and by 2210 they have one of the toughest armies on the planet.
Today in History!
In 2547, Trumps ancestors apply to have him resurrected as. head in a Jar. DOOP thought his genetic line was extinct so they had marines chase them to the end of the universe in exile.
Also today, the Penguins revolted.
In 2547, Trumps ancestors apply to have him resurrected as. head in a Jar. DOOP thought his genetic line was extinct so they had marines chase them to the end of the universe in exile.
Also today, the Penguins revolted.
April 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Today in History!
In 2547, Trumps ancestors apply to have him resurrected as. head in a Jar. DOOP thought his genetic line was extinct so they had marines chase them to the end of the universe in exile.
Also today, the Penguins revolted.
In 2547, Trumps ancestors apply to have him resurrected as. head in a Jar. DOOP thought his genetic line was extinct so they had marines chase them to the end of the universe in exile.
Also today, the Penguins revolted.
