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akxes.bsky.social
Sam
@akxes.bsky.social
🔞 - he/him - 27
@softmio.bsky.social OH also idk if you can just write a "Do not bend" on or if it's extra but my mailman folded my package with me prints bad to fit it in my mailbox for some reason, everything ended up alright but figured I'd let you know (even if it's been a while lmao)
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I use windows, idk how well to use those programs but if you want I can help get it set up for you in my free time!
September 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
We do it at home too however I also can't say we were wrestling in bed cause that just sounds suggestive, like no we're just tryna decide who is the Big Strong man of the night (usually not me)
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Like we just have actual wrestling matches to see who gets to walk who to their car, it's our favorite pastime
September 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Dude has been STRUGGLING
August 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Bro spent the first four weeks with me, at two months old, pulling his tiny body onto the bed and then diving headfirst onto my wood floor. Lil dude prolly has brain damage
August 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Also regularly runs face first into the wall when playing fetch
August 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
He likes being thrown onto the bed as high and as hard as you can, will come running back for more even if he hits his noggin
August 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
He's an amalgamation of a Siamese cat and whatever tf the stray dad was. However, got exactly 0 survival skills you would expect
August 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM