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“Breaking news: dumb, poorly educated, rural rednecks lack critical thinking skills, are easily manipulated by propaganda…more at 11…”
December 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
“Breaking news: dumb, poorly educated, rural rednecks lack critical thinking skills, are easily manipulated by propaganda…more at 11…”
Rockets to the sun are expensive! Let’s use our tax dollars wisely, we have wood chippers right here…
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Rockets to the sun are expensive! Let’s use our tax dollars wisely, we have wood chippers right here…
When the people regain power, let’s create an ICE-like agency, not for immigrants, but to round up all these wealthy lying parasites like Blanche and his ilk. I want to see their windows smashed, dragged out of their cars, heads slammed into the concrete, tear gas shot at their faces point blank.
December 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When the people regain power, let’s create an ICE-like agency, not for immigrants, but to round up all these wealthy lying parasites like Blanche and his ilk. I want to see their windows smashed, dragged out of their cars, heads slammed into the concrete, tear gas shot at their faces point blank.
Ilhan Omar will be here honorably serving America long after Trump’s rotting, bloated carcass is six feet under the grass.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Ilhan Omar will be here honorably serving America long after Trump’s rotting, bloated carcass is six feet under the grass.
Hate to say it, but her kids are better off now. Halfway there, anyways.
December 20, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Hate to say it, but her kids are better off now. Halfway there, anyways.
I didn’t know there was a raisin-free version of this!
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I didn’t know there was a raisin-free version of this!
Adderall-gebra.
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Adderall-gebra.
Duffy at the TSA checkpoint:
a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in a room and the man is talking to the woman .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Duffy at the TSA checkpoint:
Unlike migrants, Miller has never built a house or harvested a crop. He’s good for nothing but running his Nazi mouth.
December 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Unlike migrants, Miller has never built a house or harvested a crop. He’s good for nothing but running his Nazi mouth.
This should go well. 🙄
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This should go well. 🙄
Trump would rather see most Americans dead than let go of his cherished delusions…gonna be real important to remember that fact in the coming hard times.
December 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump would rather see most Americans dead than let go of his cherished delusions…gonna be real important to remember that fact in the coming hard times.
Apparently, Rand is the lone Republican who understands how pendulums work…
December 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Apparently, Rand is the lone Republican who understands how pendulums work…
Hopefully it won’t come to that. A big part of the current AI push has to do with fully autonomous drone warfare…if the regime can deploy that domestically, then any kind of armed resistance would be instant suicide. Far better tactics would be economic pressure and sabotage of infrastructure.
December 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hopefully it won’t come to that. A big part of the current AI push has to do with fully autonomous drone warfare…if the regime can deploy that domestically, then any kind of armed resistance would be instant suicide. Far better tactics would be economic pressure and sabotage of infrastructure.
I hope Kamala wears a tan suit to trump’s funeral, and laughs merrily the whole time.
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I hope Kamala wears a tan suit to trump’s funeral, and laughs merrily the whole time.
…and then Scott went home and ate a filet mignon sprinkled with gold dust off a 14-year-old boy’s bare ass, just like any regular American commonly does…
December 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
…and then Scott went home and ate a filet mignon sprinkled with gold dust off a 14-year-old boy’s bare ass, just like any regular American commonly does…
Congrats. We’ve come full circle from My Lai to “me lie.”
December 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Congrats. We’ve come full circle from My Lai to “me lie.”
I don’t have any fancy military training or anything, but when I shoot a gun, I generally don’t do it at random in the fog…
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I don’t have any fancy military training or anything, but when I shoot a gun, I generally don’t do it at random in the fog…
You’re an idiot. Kelly isn’t just “saying shit”, he’s talking about literal data. Like that men in the US are committing suicide at 4 times the rate women are. Kelly is as pro-women as they come, endorsed by reproductive and feminist rights groups far and wide.
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You’re an idiot. Kelly isn’t just “saying shit”, he’s talking about literal data. Like that men in the US are committing suicide at 4 times the rate women are. Kelly is as pro-women as they come, endorsed by reproductive and feminist rights groups far and wide.
Jesus Christ, blue sky. Social and economic data indicate that young men are indeed falling behind young women. Senator Kelly is in his wheelhouse to point this out, as he would be to highlight the struggles of any of his constituency. Calm the fuck down.
December 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Jesus Christ, blue sky. Social and economic data indicate that young men are indeed falling behind young women. Senator Kelly is in his wheelhouse to point this out, as he would be to highlight the struggles of any of his constituency. Calm the fuck down.
Pretty sure I saw a band called Beef Crust once…
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Pretty sure I saw a band called Beef Crust once…
The first woman to punch Trump right in his nasty mouth will be our next Rosa Parks.
November 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The first woman to punch Trump right in his nasty mouth will be our next Rosa Parks.
The Lost City of the Monkey God
Kon-Tiki
Minus 148 Degrees
Black Elk Speaks
Kon-Tiki
Minus 148 Degrees
Black Elk Speaks
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The Lost City of the Monkey God
Kon-Tiki
Minus 148 Degrees
Black Elk Speaks
Kon-Tiki
Minus 148 Degrees
Black Elk Speaks
“Rat Leaves Sinking Ship….full story at 5…”
November 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“Rat Leaves Sinking Ship….full story at 5…”
Tom Sawyer
Treasure Island
Chronicles of Narnia
The Call of the Wild
Peter Pan and Wendy
Treasure Island
Chronicles of Narnia
The Call of the Wild
Peter Pan and Wendy
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Tom Sawyer
Treasure Island
Chronicles of Narnia
The Call of the Wild
Peter Pan and Wendy
Treasure Island
Chronicles of Narnia
The Call of the Wild
Peter Pan and Wendy
This checks out. Just had my Domino’s delivery driver go through my portfolio and he says I’m crushing it…
November 12, 2025 at 9:55 PM
This checks out. Just had my Domino’s delivery driver go through my portfolio and he says I’m crushing it…