Thank you! I came here to beg you not to do that.

Lmao! I want this to be real and hope they're trolling at the same time. Because this isn't the part they're supposed to say out loud. On a shirt.

This reminds me of the airplane metaphor - Put the oxygen mask on yourself before anyone else because if you're not healthy, you can't help anyone else. Imho, it applies to life in general.

I just learned my mom started watching Midas Touch recently. She's always been a CNN fan. Not anymore.

The Onion stories edge closer and closer to reality day by day.

That one one is worse, both the ending of Friends and Th3 Sopranos combined, imho.

Anything by thst monster, Diddy. Never liked his music. I like it less now.

I kinda feel like I've been doing that every day for my entire life.

Looks like I won't be shopping at Amazon anymore.

Can we add Melania to that list? And by proxy, her "anchor baby," Baron Trump?

Nazis never dissappear. They only change their uniforms.