Ariana⚔️🇵🇷
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Ariana⚔️🇵🇷
@akumanojoo.bsky.social
♑️ Rising • ♊️ Sun • ♈️ Moon

30 | she/her | Bisexual, but conned into marrying a man 🤭😘 |
I word vomit on here because I treat this like my journal and I’m not sorry about it.

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Hahaha my ex must not realize TikTok is a snitch. What is it Alan??!! Can’t believe a, oh wait what was is.. “a slut an unfaithful person who deserves to be treated like a dog and used”… is now happily married? Aw… so sorry to disappoint 🤭
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I successfully convinced someone to start ACOTAR… she just text me and said “tamlin is sexy”

WOO MY GIRL IS IN FOR THE RIDE OF HER LIFE WITH THIS LMAOOOOO
November 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Shit actually… Dylan AND Daniella. “AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME. AT THE SAME. DAMN. TIME.” #dwts
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Dylan… #dwts
November 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Shitty iPhone quality but it’s the best I could get
April 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A photo you’d us as an album cover

Why can’t we have a Halloween at least once a month? 🙏🏼🧛🏼‍♀️
March 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
RIP to THE Ice Princess, Michelle Trachtenberg
February 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Weeee wooo weee wooo
I’d say this was accreit
February 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Quote with the top 10 songs in your On Repeat playlist.

4/6 of these artists are about to go on tour. I have tickets to 1 so far and yeah I’d be willing to sell a kidney to see the others 😩😖
February 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Dice here hopes you feel better soon 🩵🩵🩵
February 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Love seeing the Chiefs suck ass like this but it’s also messing with my drinking game. I need offense on both sides to step it up
February 10, 2025 at 12:30 AM
10’s across the board! How the hell do I fix “adult shame?” 😩

Right now I feel like Cersei walking through the streets naked getting shit thrown at me, but it’s me yelling SHAME at myself 😞
February 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
- post a picture of you all dressed up 🖤

My shoes would say otherwise, but this was the after party of a wedding 🤘🏼
February 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My dog does this fuckass thing sometimes where if I’m not petting him, he sits his whole asshole directly on my hand.
January 31, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Here’s my oldest daughter Lucifer looking sassy af 🩷
January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Enjoy this photo of my chonkiest cat beholding cake 😹
January 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ahhh I love coming across Lucifer fans!!! Just had to add this here 😭😭😭😭😭 she’s so shy irl 🫶🏻
January 27, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I’d say it’s about 75% accurate. I think the good match definitely goes with my fiancé and unfortunately the bad match reminds me of my best friend 🫣

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January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Babushka Rockit for your timeline 💛💛💛
January 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Okay everyone hit me with your top 4 anime

Yuh I’m basic af. Honorable mentions are FMAB and Death Note 🖤
January 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The vibe for today ☕️🧚
January 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Hates strangers (specifically children and anyone who’s running), gets jealous when the cats try to steal the attention, can’t stand other dogs being near me, picky eater, eats cat poop, and never leaves me alone. Regardless, I still love him with aaaaall my heart ❤️
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I literally don’t know what I’m going to do without her. That’s my blondie, my bestie, the SpongeBob to my Patrick.
January 10, 2025 at 5:22 AM
*insert Jennifer Lawrence meme*
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
December 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Picking up the little demon queen from the vet today! My poor girl is going to be snaggle-toothed 😩
December 5, 2024 at 7:22 PM